Phong's Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)

[General Woundwort]

As the customers in the Cantina kick back with their favorite beverages (nnd barbequed Tribble wings - a perenneal Phong's Head offering), the noise of a massive crowd outside begins to be heard over the din of the music and bar background noise.

Woundwort taps a few buttons on his wrist computer. Hidden cameras on the outside of the Cantina track the mob and broadcast to a screen on his computer.

Looking at the crowd, he smiles, and punches a few more buttons. A holographic fog screen appears near the front of the Cantina, showing the entire room the goings-on outside.

A huge mass of sentientity - humans mixed in with almost every conveivable alien race, are marching down the main drag where the Cantina is located. They are all carrying placards, and chanting a protest.

"demo,
demo,
Demo,
DEMO!,
DEMO!"

[Atrocities]

Atrocities starts a nice little card game with a few of the other in the bar.

An evil smile briefly appears upon his face as he sits and begin dealing the cards.

[General Woundwort]

Just remember, AT, the management assumes NO responsibility for the safety of any gamblers in this establishment... especially if they're playing against Wookies.

[ September 18, 2003, 17:22: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

[Atrocities]

Oh the Wookie, don't worry about him, that is just Gizzmo. And he is with me. Its the EEE you have to worry about. Those things are poor loosers.

[ September 19, 2003, 12:07: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[Suicide Junkie]

The government and media are playing it down, but there is only one small colony of EEE in this area of the galaxy, and its population is composed of the survivors of the Space Monster infestation in their home territory. The warppoints to EEE space were closed off some time ago, and at great cost, but lately there have been some missing ships and an occasional sighting of baby spacemonsters in a nebulae near neutral space.

(Dun dun dunnn)

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Atrocities:
I will have you know that I have the digestive ability of a termite! Nothing bothers me. Well except that one time, but that is neither here nor there.

I need no body gaurd, unless she is very attractive.

Sorry i been away, good to see everyones behaving themselves *swings his trusty electro batton and modified red hot poker cannon he stole from rags*

Ummm Boss, you're kind of making it sound like i'm not doing my job here *points at thread name* Oh wait, i havn't

Also be warned i reserve the right to have all of you (except you boss!) stripsearched by my lovely assistants *scene cuts to the uniformed lovelies in the corner all with wicked smiles on their faces, and all looking like attractive celebrities!* Of course if you happen to get on my bad side then i have another selection of "lovelies" to do that job *scene cuts to show vanessa feltz clones straining at their chains*

*Everyone Gulps, including RD*

Now Atrocities i've been experimenting and you want attractive bodyguards. Heres my offer.

"Pick any celebrity, person or creature and i can have them cloned, combat trained and ready within a day! Added features like plasmatic fire breath or increased stamina will cost extra

I have a feeling we may have a deal

*Oh god, how corrupt do i sound having a little side business, but this is A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy*

"Oh and Boss, please may i have permission to get my revenge and continue my war with ragnarok if he arrives, we never got round to finishing it off in the old cantina! Don't worry, i'm sure he'll pay for the damage "

[General Woundwort]

[stares at RD though a haze of cigar smoke]

What have you been doing down there in sublevel 9, anyways? If Starfury Authority decides to crack down on cloning violations, you're on your own.

I haven't seen Rags around, but if you two want to "have fun", you go right ahead. But you've seen what I have waiting "in reserve" in case things get too out of hand...