Re: Why espionage is to powerful
Darth Vader - "What is it Admiral Piet?"
Adm. Piet - "Um, sir, we have a little problem."
Vader - "What is it!? I'll have you know I have an appointment to discuss our long term IT infrastructure needs with emperor in ten minutes!"
Adm. Piet - "Well, you know that Death Star thingly, you know, that little pet project of our beloved emperor."
Vader - "Yes"
Adm. Piet - "Well we can't seem to find the keys, you don't have them on you by chance?"
Vader - "Arghhhhh!!"
Adm. Piet - Choke, ghasp, weeze, slump
Meanwhile on the bridge of the death star
Han Solo - "Man this baby really handles like a beauty. Hey Leah, go make us some drinks and slip into something more comforatble. I'll be up as soon as I set the course for Coruscant (sp?). I sure hope you like your Imperial capitals well done."
STAR WARS W/ CREW INSURRECTION
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