So, I happened to have a book titled 
Deep Thoughts in my hands and stumbled across the following passage...
 
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				 Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
			
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 There's my unit.
All hail Jack Handey.