Dominions II T-Shirt Contest

[E. Albright]

1. I ascended, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
2. Putting the "decide" in deicide.
3. The world is your clam.
4. One small step for Man, and an even smaller one for Jotunkind.
5. God is dead. Well, yours is, anyway...
6. More fun than a barrel full of Hoburgs.
7. All that, and mooseriders.
8. Give me three gems and a pair of Earth Boots, and I can move the world!
9. Iron Pigs: what more can you ask for?
10. Wish for "death". You know you want to.
11. Who knew that fundementalist warmongering could be such fun?
12. Fallen Ermor will rise again! And again! And again!
13. Ring of Wizardry: 80 gems. Robe of the Sea: 20 gems. Bloodthorn: 20 slaves. Brazen Vessel: 20 slaves. Awakening the Rimtursar: priceless.
14. Summer Lions, Winter Wolves, and Autumn Bears, oh my!
15. You killed our god!
16. You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear. An iron purse, on the other hand...
17. Deus ex logismiko
18. I'm with Bogus ->
19. The meek shall inherit a Slave Collar.
20. If at first you don't succeed, hit 'em with Ghost Riders.

[ April 20, 2004, 19:04: Message edited by: E. Albright ]

[Gandalf Parker]

My favorite kind of contest!

1. WARNING: This game is dangerously addictive. It is NOT suitable for students, interns, apprentices,
or anyone else who is expected to pass tests on a regular basis. Do not
think about Dominions strategys while operating heavy machinery. The
demo has built-in protections which should not be bypassed. They are for
your health as much as for monetary reasons. Do not begin on the full
Version without first making arrangments for someone to check on you
daily. If you find that your game has continued for more than 36 hours
straight then you should consult a physician immeadiately (Do NOT show
him the game!)

(1. should be typed in text which gradually gets smaller with each line down)


2.
In Dominions, if it looks like a killer strategy
then look at it again carefully.
In Dominions, if it looks like a total waste
then look at it again carefully.

3. What we do every day Pinkie, try to take over the world.

4. My pretender can beat up your pretender.

5. AWARD WINNING STRATEGY GAME
(joystick addicts need not apply)


6.
Me: Some play to win or lose. Others just to stay in the game.
Them: Are we talking about games? Or about life in general?
Me: Exactly.

7. It's for my Cult Leader resume.

8. I am their leader and they love me.

9. The best game I never bought off the shelf.

10. When I have this game completely beat,
I will teach you how.
(talk to me a year from now)

11. The Ascension is yours!
(some assembly required)

12. They dont think Im a god!
(but we are working on that)

13. A Windows, Linux, Mac OS-X, Solaris Multi-Player game of Domination.
(this is NOT your daddy's Chess game)

14. Strategy Games?!? You cant HANDLE a strategy game!

15. There can only be Juan.
Hail Juan!

[ April 25, 2004, 17:31: Message edited by: Gandalf Parker ]

[PhilD]

I know I don't get a vote, but it goes to Graeme Dice's suggestion.

Now I only need to find something...

[Kelan]

1. Dominions II, Destroyer of Time, Crystallizer of Dreams, Emperor of Strategy, The Game Who is At the Center

(or something similar/more creative from the titles pretenders get in the game)

2. Got Clams?!

(Like the Got Milk?! campaign... silly, but I couldn't resist)

3. There can only be one!

[Tricon]

1. "...And I shall strike thee with furious anger..." Bob 3:17(a.m.)

2. This is no Shroud of the Battle Saint!

3. DOMINIONS II -
Everything you do is divine intervention.

4. Bogus Party Member

5. "For I shall indeed be a god!"

6. Time will not be the only thing you sacrifice.

(Possibly this one [7] -or something similar- has been posted before, in that case I appologize, but I did not find it by skipping over the Posts-posted 30. April 04)

7. Yeah, I'm a size 6. With trample.

[ April 30, 2004, 13:47: Message edited by: Tricon ]

[mjlaufgr]

1. He that overcometh shalt inherit all things.

[J Stanley]

1. Nagot Gick Fel! (There went your Pretender...)
2. Dominions 2: Crack, pixilated.
3. How many spells can you use?
4. Who do you want to conquer today?
5. There can be only one!
6. Never mind the bolloks! This game owns you.
(or pwns you. whatever.)

[ April 27, 2004, 04:47: Message edited by: J Stanley ]