Dominions II T-Shirt Contest

[daesthai]

1. You're either a god or you're just pretending
2. He who sits in the heavens shall laugh. - Psalm 2:4
3. When the Lord your God brings you into the land you are entering to possess and drives out before you many nations ... then you must destroy them totally. Make no treaty with them, and show them no mercy. - Duet. 7:1-2
4. My other shirt is a Robe of Calius the Druid
5. "Men at some time are masters of their fate" - Jul Caesar, Act i, Sc.2
6. "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." -Twelfth Night, Act ii, Sc.5
7. "Ignorance is the curse of God, knowledge the wing wherewith we fly to heaven" Henry VI, Act iv, Sc.7

[ April 30, 2004, 17:04: Message edited by: daesthai ]

[Leif_-]

Note to self: Press "Edit" not "Quote"

[ April 21, 2004, 18:55: Message edited by: Leif_- ]

[En Forcer]

Some of these are awesome! I hope they release several shirts...or have more than one saying on the winning shirt.

My suggestions:

1) Got Dominion?

2) All Hail Me!

3)These elves will kick your ***!

4) So many bloodslaves...so little time...

5) Dominion? I don't need no stinking dominon!

6) Prophet wanted

7) Can't talk...Ascending.

8)Fanatical Flagellants Flagellating Furiously

9)Eat flaming arrow Pretender scum!

10) I'm gonna get apocalyptic on your ***!

11)Have altar, need blood slaves.

12)Visit my temple and get a shirt like this one!

13)Behold...ME!

14)Will Dominate for Supplies

15)Will Forge for Food

16)My Prophet can kick your Prophet's ***!

17)My army stormed the castle and all I got was this stupid battle affliction...

18)Explore, Expand, Exploit, Extermintate!


To be continued....



[ April 27, 2004, 20:48: Message edited by: En Forcer ]

[Pirateiam]

Well here are my suggestions:

1. Horrors Happen
2. Afflictions Happen
3. Do you want to live forever? (front)
Dominions II (back)
4. What is best in life?
Crush your enemies.
See them driven before you.
And then collect thier Blood Slaves!
5. O God, that I were a man, I would eat his
heart and replace it with a Black one!
6. "Now order the ranks, and fling wide the
banners, for our souls are God's and our
bodies the King's and our swords for our
Prophet and Dominion!"
7. Dominions II. The only real Holy War!
8. As punishment for my contempt for authority
Ilwinter has made me a God!
9. Dominions II (front)
Your destiny does not write itself! (back)
10. The real measure of a God's wealth is what
he has invested in his scales.
11. History is a set of lies agreed upon by
those in charge.....Just make sure
YOU are in charge!
12. I love the smell of Foul Vapors in the
morning.
13. Great is the hand that holds dominion over
man by a scribbled name.
14. Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
15. So.....you want to be a God?
16. "I'll sleep when I'm dead."
17. "I am become death, shatterer of worlds."

[ April 21, 2004, 23:21: Message edited by: Pirateiam ]

[Taqwus]

1. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
2. Mine, all mine! Bwahahahaha!
3. *I* bless you.
4. I *AM* the Power.
5. Size does matter... when trampling.
6. Dominions II: The cure for sleep.
7. Dude, that was soooo Bogus.
8. To serve is yours; to rule is mine.
9. I attacked on the first turn, and all I got was a curse from a lousy Lizard Shaman.
10. In Dominions II, I'm Size 6.
11. They call me the Great Pretender / Pretending that I'm the one god...

[ April 25, 2004, 18:41: Message edited by: Taqwus ]

[Wauthan]

1. Dominions II - Now with extra smiting.
2. Why pretend? Be a god!
3. Now's a good time to go apocalyptic!
3. Be a god they said! Rule the world they said! All it got me was sore eyes, a headache and sleepless nights.
4. Every god has its day.
5. Dominions II - Chess has come a long way baby.
6. Worship me! I'm a god! (Well in Dominions 2 anyway...)
7. It's not who you are that counts. It's who you can smite with divine might.
8. You may be a brillant strategist, but you're no Dominions II player yet kid.
9. If you're so smart how come I never seen you play Dominions 2?
10. Dominions 2 - What the seventh day was all about.
11. Don't worry. Just because I'm a veteran Dominions 2 player doesn't mean I respect you any less. Puny mortal.

[Kristoffer O]

Some religious stuff in no particular order. Not sure if it is good to use biblical stuff, but I couldn't resist.

1. After this I beheld, and lo another, like a leopard, which had upon the back of it four wings of a fowl; the beast had also four heads; and dominion was given to it. (Daniel 7:6)

2. And there was given him dominion, and glory, and a kingdom, that all people, nations, and Languages, should serve him: his dominion is an everLasting dominion, which shall not pass away, and his kingdom that which shall not be destroyed. (Daniel 7:14)

3. But the judgment shall sit, and they shall take away his dominion, to consume and to destroy it unto the end. (Daniel 7:26)

4. This one who contended first received the crown, gained dominion, and appeared, giving light to everyone. (Nag Hammadi Library - The teachings of Silvanus)

5. When ye therefore shall see the Abomination of Desolation (matthew 24:15)

6. It is I who am God, and there is no other one that exists apart from me. (Nag Hammadi - On the Origin of the World)

7. But for corruption thou hast made Belial, an angel of hostility. All his dominion is in darkness, and his purpose is to bring about wickedness and guilt. (Qumran scrolls 1QM according to several sources, but it's not. Probably a modern remake).

I'm personally fond of 'Något Gick Fel!'