Space Empires Haiku.

[dogscoff]

I'm on a roll...

Treacherous ally,
fall before my fleets of death.
We welcome your doom.

Eyes like ping pong balls,
yellow CO2 breathers:
Who else but the Phong?

Though you fought bravely,
my victory is assured.
Surrender or perish.

High AI bonus:
A moron with a big stick
is still a moron.

(That Last one is a nicked from someone else's post a few months back)

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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... oooh, it's all too much for me. "