MP Game - Newbie Game (by Aku)

[Lex]

umm.. Aku, how bout you wait a few turns while I see if I can hold off Caelum. No point invading me if I'm already dead!

[Aku]

Yeah true...everybody is fighting each other on your side of the world. We may have a few nations go poof within the next 10 turns...we already lost tien chi even though he was AI because drool disappeared and has never shown up ever again.

[PashaDawg]

Aku said:
Yeah true...everybody is fighting each other on your side of the world. We may have a few nations go poof within the next 10 turns...we already lost tien chi even though he was AI because drool disappeared and has never shown up ever again.

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THE GREAT SPIDER LORD is expecting to go *POOF* soon. For some reason no one is giving me the final axe.

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[Lex]

HA! Caelum was defeated at the gates of my borders! Granted, I faught horribly in that battle, and lost alot more commanders and troops then I should have, but never-the-less, caelum's attacking forces have been destroyed, and I'd like to see them attack again, this time I won't be so foolish in my battle scripts. (if you're wondering what I did wrong: i had half my casters scripted for useless buffs and such, when they should have just overwhelmed Caelum with False Horrors, since there was a Storm, and both his flyers and my flyers where both grounded... You see, I was expecting to have all my casters attacked by Caelum's Iceclads. I'm not even sure who had the Staff of Storms, but it resulted in a slow crawl towards the centre of the battlefield. I'm positive I could have ended the battle faster by spamming False Horrors who aren't affected by Storms)

Anyways, come and get me Aku! I'll be waiting for ya!

[PashaDawg]

**** Beep Beep Beep Beep ****

This is Machaka National News. This just in on the war front. A final great battle between the GREAT FORCES of MACHAKA and the EVIL CRUEL SCUM of MAN has been fought. We fear that the end has occurred for the GREAT FORCES and that all is lost.

Just before an earth shattering “POOF” stunned the battlefield, a dedicated reporter recorded the following statement from the GREAT SPIDER LORD:

<Froth, Froth, Froth… cough, gagg, weez> KILL THEM MY MINIONS!! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cold.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img] YES, ONWARD TO GREATNESS!!! <Froth, Froth, Froth> NEVER GIVE UP!! NEVER FACE FACTS!!! <Froth, froth… cough….>

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The Machaka National Anthem starts playing…. But half way, an EVIL SOLDIER of MAN appears on the Machaka National News set and stabs the anchorman through the chest… . The camera is knocked over… and the signal is lost…. 30 minutes later, the same communication frequency starts broadcasting cartoons for the entertainment of Man toddlers.

[Boron]

poor spider lord . if man hadn't intervened your going poof would have been probably in about 5-10 turns .

at least you died in a great battle which will never be forgot .

so my thanks to man and grats to the spider lord for fighting so long against poorest odds and surviving much longer than i thought .
though you lost you can be proud to have survived the war so long

hopefully you participate in our new newbiegame which we hopefully start when we finished this game .
i would defenitely miss your great entertaining and very good role play stories .
i enjoyed every of your spider lord Posts

[Aku]

yeah pasha you have to play more games with us

and boron you know when this game ends we will want to start it again with the same group of people