MP Game - Newbie Game (by Aku)

[PashaDawg]

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This is Machaka National News. This just in on the war front. A final great battle between the GREAT FORCES of MACHAKA and the EVIL CRUEL SCUM of MAN has been fought. We fear that the end has occurred for the GREAT FORCES and that all is lost.

Just before an earth shattering “POOF” stunned the battlefield, a dedicated reporter recorded the following statement from the GREAT SPIDER LORD:

<Froth, Froth, Froth… cough, gagg, weez> KILL THEM MY MINIONS!! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cold.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img] YES, ONWARD TO GREATNESS!!! <Froth, Froth, Froth> NEVER GIVE UP!! NEVER FACE FACTS!!! <Froth, froth… cough….>

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The Machaka National Anthem starts playing…. But half way, an EVIL SOLDIER of MAN appears on the Machaka National News set and stabs the anchorman through the chest… . The camera is knocked over… and the signal is lost…. 30 minutes later, the same communication frequency starts broadcasting cartoons for the entertainment of Man toddlers.