The Ark can kill your pretender?

[Arryn]

Alneyan said:
Thus there is only one way of checking both the properties of the spell and Arryn's nature. *Casts the "Holy Water from afar" spell, and gets ready to run like the winds should something go awry*

AAEEEII!!! I'm melting, I'm melt ... oh, wait. I'm wet. Silly me, forgot to come in out of the rain. {shakes fist in air and mutters curses at lousy weather report} {meanwhile, far overhead, the pilot of a firefighting tanker plane goes "Oops! Sure hope no one caught that on video, or my *** is toast."}

[Alneyan]

That "Slightly more stealthy than a swarm of drunken elephants" upgrade for this plane was certainly worth its grain of salt after all; at least it managed to escape and was only spotted by half the country. Hindsight seems to tell removing most of its cargo space was a poor idea though; somehow, a single small vial of second-hand holy water was not enough.

And then the plane had an unfortunate accident and crashed, while the pilot is nowhere to be found. How inconvenient. I have not even been able to bring him back to my modest dwelling; surely he should have been a permanent guest of the house, and would have enjoyed the hand-made cell waiting for his arrival.

Well, at least it isn't as if I had blown up my cover. Arryn cannot possibly know what has truly happened, let alone pinpoint the responsible for this... erh... small happenstance. Hey! Why is that red button labelled "Now recording" blinking?

[Arryn]

Alneyan said:
Hey! Why is that red button labelled "Now recording" blinking?

Perhaps to distract you from the less-obvious five hidden cameras and Dolby 6.1 surround-sound recording mics nestled in the potted plants ...

The knock you hear at the door is that of the courier delivering the blackmail terms. The low hissing sound you hear is that of a natural gas "leak" that will be found to be the cause of an unfortunate accidental explosion should said courier fail to return. The tiny red dot on your chest is ... insurance lest you contrive something truly ingenious to escape from the other contingencies.

[Cainehill]

Arryn said:
Holy water damages the unholy. It has no adverse effect upon those who are not supernaturally evil.

Um, holy water burns nuns. Well, boiling holy water does.