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October 16th, 2004, 01:10 AM
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Re: OT - Humor Analysis
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Booger..its a funny word..ask any 7 year old..
Grandma got run over by a booger..
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I can vouch for this. Just say the word booger in any sentance and my twin seven year old nephews pee their pants in laughter. That and any thing to do with the word or act of farting.
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October 16th, 2004, 01:27 AM
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Re: OT - Humor Analysis
Amazingly enough...I used to get my bottom wore out by my mom if I said the word fart..she is now well into her sixties...and if My brother or I use the word fart now..she geiggles uncontrolebly......go figure..
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October 16th, 2004, 01:41 AM
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Re: OT - Humor Analysis
Mothers are like little girls, they start out as little girls, and they end up as little girls. That is why we love them so I guess.
You should call her up from someday from the bathroom and beg her to help you... "Mom, I just ate some of those Olestra Doritos and they gave me the FARTS!" "Gigggles" "Oh God Mom! *Flushing sound in the back ground* They won't answer their 1-800 number!" "Giggles" "I can't stop farting mom!" *Loud rolling fart* more "Giggles"
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October 16th, 2004, 01:43 AM
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Re: OT - Humor Analysis
I think there is a limit to how many times I can say fart and get a giggle..much less actually call her from the bathroom...shes still my mom and I truly beleive she would still wear me out..LOL
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October 16th, 2004, 01:47 AM
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Then have one of your kids do it.  I, myself, would never attempt this as my Mother would simply hang up the phone and call my doctor and demand that she change my medication. (Again)
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October 16th, 2004, 01:55 AM
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Re: OT - Humor Analysis
Cookie.
'Grandma got run over by a cookie'...Hmm...funny, but could be better.
Various places in the song:
'There were hoofprints on her forehead...'
'...And incriminating Clause marks on her back.'
'They should never give a licence...'
'to a man who drives a sleigh And plays the bells.'
'And me and grandpa just can't help but wonder...'
'...Should we open up her gifts or send them back?'
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October 16th, 2004, 02:00 AM
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Re: OT - Humor Analysis
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narf poit chez BOOM said:'They should never give a licence...'
'to a man who drives a sleigh And plays the bells.'
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I'm quite sure the line is: "and plays with elves."
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I always head it as 'plays the bells', but I've been wrong before and 'plays with elves' makes more sense.
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