Re: MP Game - Yarnspinners
Turn 13, R'lyeh
The sun-kissed residents of my latest conquest were everything I look for in a meal, but I hate it when they run away before I'm done. I cornered the Last one in the deepest stacks of the local library and sucked out his brain (very quietly).
Unfortunately I quarreled with Mr. Flibbles. His reports from the front have become so boring and lifeless that I shouted at him. And now he doesn't hear my voice anymore, and I just don't know where he has gone. Poor Mr. Flibbles... out of the sea...
I guess I didn't expect god-hood to be so much work. As a god, should I concern myself with adjusting tax rates in every province I own, every month? I've mustered my army to help with the whole conquering thing. They're attacking a strong province this month. If they don't all die, I'll hurl them against a city next.
Cthugul hasn't summoned anything cool in ages. I got a new Starspawn, but he really is quite stupid, and doesn't know any of the really nasty spells. My home province was hit by a "bad omen", and now one of my Illithids is cursed for the rest of his life. I mean, "a bad omen"? I can see how the slaves might be a little upset by that, but lifetime trauma? What's next, I get sued for not providing adequate emotional support or something? Gah. It's just too hard to eat everyone who deserves it.
The fire humans have done nothing for many months now. Some leadership crisis perhaps? It would be rather un-sporting to attack them in their current state, but perhaps that is all I need, food with a little more heat. The only other option are the dead lands. Powerful, yes, worthy? unlikely... but ugh. The taste. It makes me shudder.
I have ever been waiting thus. Dreaming...
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