OT: Hi Jack, Take my Thread Please. ;)

[narf poit chez BOOM]

*As more cheese flows into Narf's body, Narf's strength increases. As Narf's strength increases, Narf's stomach can hold more cheese. The first destroyer is destroyed in 15 seconds. The second is destroyed in 8 seconds. The third is destroyed in 5 seconds. The fourth is destroyed in 4 seconds. The fifth is also destroyed in 4 seconds. The sixth is destroyed in just 3 seconds, one second before launch. And, if we once more eavesdrop on the communications, we can hear a mutter of 'puny'.*

Oh, as for the cloaking? My dreadnought penatrated it as I was being launched. Feel free to TRY to blow it up.

[Alneyan]

*Bursts out laughing* Dear mouse, you needed 15 seconds + 8 seconds + 5 seconds + 4 seconds + 4 seconds + 3 seconds. As my calculator tells me, it amounts to thirty-nine seconds. Alas, you were only granted thirty seconds (30), and not fourty (40). The figure was only written down in letters, and not in actual numbers, to mislead you.

Because of this, you have failed this mission. You were still busy destroying the fourth Destroyer when the sun was blown up by Destroyer V and Destroyer VI (whether Destroyer IV managed to fire its torpedo or not is a matter of debate). Too bad Narf, but since you were so close to the sun, all you managed to did was to destroy the remaining Destroyers, quite impressively if I may say, but it was already too late.

And if we were playing some sort of rogue-like, you would be given the following epitaph: "Narf, the Mouse Extraordinaire, was killed on level Deep Space by a mathematically-challenged problem. Do you want to play again? [y/N]"

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Alneyan, if you want to roleplay, it's best not to keep changing your facts. That's just annoying and disolves into repititous 'I got a gun that can shoot through everything!' 'Well, I got a shield that can shoot through everything!'

[Alneyan]

There has been no fact changed. Granted, you will have to take my word, unless the forum keeps logs and you can check if a post has been edited in a given time window (I could have unchecked "Mark post as edited", hence the insufficiency of this check).

[narf poit chez BOOM]

The ETA before Kadaboom time is only six minutes and fourty seconds.

I'm serious here. It's just annoying.

[Alneyan]

Erh... Well... Let's just say I had forgotten about that part. If I wanted to nitpick, I would say you needed a few seconds to take down "Star Destroyer 0" before the six other ones, but your point stands.

I will blame that matter on... on DST, or perhaps on our Calendar, since it is slightly late with every passing year. But back to our regularly-scheduled programme. What was this programme about by the way?

[narf poit chez BOOM]

* With a fizzle, the cloaking system of the NSN Murphy's Law, well, fizzles.