Evidence That Your An Idiot Emperor If:

[jfp3]

121. You forget to bring along some of your own species on every troopship that just traveled 5 turns to get to a planet you plan on conquering because "hey! That's MY atmosphere and it's HUGE!"

123. You forget to scoop up some captive "other Breathers" before jettisoning them out of sheer frustration associated with haveing done 121.

[Atrocities]

124. You are lucky enough to be able to capture a planet but find to your displeasure that the people of said planet breath a differant atomsphere than you so you anihilate them and repopulate the planet with your own people using domed colonies. Duhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Well if they don't breath oxygen, I have no need for them."
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[Atrocities]

125. If you repeatedly use one or more of the following more than once a turn:
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[Starhawk]

126. You are actually a pacifist! (seen it done a guy relies on trading tech and builds ships for other players and sold it to them at discount, eventually one of the sides turned on him and WHAM insta death).

127. You build thousands of satelites yet forget to launch them into orbit of your worlds (AI does that alot!)

128. Your main weapons are the DU cannon and L5 missile even during late game.

129. You equip your ships with ONLY wave motion guns (done that one, lost my whole navy in two battles and completely redesigned every one of my ships).

130. Your main goal in life is to make friends and you conisder all races equal.

[Aiken]

126. You are actually a pacifist! (seen it done a guy relies on trading tech and builds ships for other players and sold it to them at discount, eventually one of the sides turned on him and WHAM insta death).
130. Your main goal in life is to make friends and you conisder all races equal.

These Posts (and few others) are the most important reason why we shouldn't allow some SE4 (and especially PBW) player to become US President in the future

[Starhawk]

Hehe I'd make a bloody great president!!! Conquest every Monday purges every Tuesday and beer on Friday what's wrong with that hehe

131. Your starships have a self destruct button right next to the flusher in the lou.....bad things result.

132. Your ships apparently have no bathrooms and have to stop off regularly because the captain has to take a tinkle.

Anyone who knows star trek Original-Voyager will know what I'm talking about with those two Though Enterprise finally showed us a bathroom.

[Atrocities]

Walter Koenig once told a story at a Star Trek convention here in Portland that explained both how Kahn knew him even though he was not in the episode Space Seed, and where the bathrooms were on the ship.

Evidently after being frozen for 200 years Kahn had to take a horrendious dump but could not find a bathroom in his quarters. Kahn roamed the ship until he finally came acrossed the only bathroom on the entire ship. Unfortunetly Checkov was using it at the time and well, Kahn had an accident. Upon leaving the bathroom Kahn grabbed the small russian and told him that he would never forget him.

I mean would you forget the man who made you crap your pants because he wouldn't let you use the only toilet in exsistance?