Evidence That Your An Idiot Emperor If:

Atrocities · #1 November 15th, 2004, 04:52 AM

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Randallw said:
Walter Koenig tells that story every time he is asked about Khan

. I think its generally considered the official answer.

So you have heard it too then.

Want to know something? I am the man who pissed Walter off by making a bad joke while he was signing autographs. I was so stupid for saying "Ah they have you working for your money now." Ooops, bad call. The look he gave me was not a nice one and spoke volums about what was going through his mind. The people around me all fell silent and this sense of utter dread began to fill my soul. I do apologize and should have done so then, but that look said "Don't you say another word to me." So I did not. To this day I regret ever having opened my mouth. Bad Atrocities.

Randallw · #2 November 15th, 2004, 10:41 AM

This is going way OT.

I know what its like to talk without thinking first (believe it or not

). I once underwent a job test. I had the skills, no trouble there, they even told me afterward such (It was by the way a job for rewriting computer systems to handle Y2K). However while doing the test where I had to give an answer on how I would handle a dispute during a meeting I fell victim to my little foible of OPENING MY BIG FAT MOUTH and answering when the kind, friendly interviewer going around the group (as we did the computer test) asked me the question to my face. To the question of what would you do, I momentarily lost my judgement and jokingly answered the nice kind friendly woman talking to me "You just feel like punching both of them don't you

"

. This is when I learnt my people skills needed development. I got my revenge though, the scheme collapsed and none of them got payed.

and just to clarify Atrocities, I didn't hear it at a convention myself (don't get many StarTrek or SciFi conventions when you live on an island that is the Last stop before the South Pole), however I do read StarTrek books and webpages and its a widely known story that as I said is generally considered lighthearted canon.

Sivran · #3 November 16th, 2004, 04:53 AM

wery bad, AT. Wery bad.

136. You're trying to balance the weapons and abilities from Earth & Beyond and translate them to SE4.

137. You play the Jenquai in the resulting mod.

Power Man · #4 November 16th, 2004, 06:26 PM

Number 138. You are looking at this thread for hints on how to make your Empire Better!!

Strategia_In_Ultima · #5 February 10th, 2005, 04:16 PM

198. You don't even know what you're actually talking about in 197 because you've only HEARD of frigates... you haven't even discovered them yourself.

Starhawk · #6 February 10th, 2005, 04:23 PM

199. Your so drunk that you accidentally sign over your Empire to your cousin's sister's wife's brother in law.

Atrocities · #7 February 10th, 2005, 09:55 PM

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Starhawk said:
199. Your so drunk that you accidentally sign over your Empire to your cousin's sister's wife's brother in law.

ROFLMAO - Now that is funny. And the sad thing is, they most likely attempted to take a bank loan out on it.

Atrocities · #8 February 10th, 2005, 09:59 PM

200. If you have ever taken a brand new Atrocities Class Super Dreadnought and dilibrately used it to demolish a decommissioned space station. (Al American Chopper style)

- They totalled a 2005 Ford Expodision by running it through the walls of an office in their old shop after they moved out of the building. Proof positive that you can take the red neck out of back water hill billy country, but you can never take the back water hill billy out of the red neck.

RudyHuxtable · #9 February 10th, 2005, 10:09 PM

201. If you lose on turn 1.

Atrocities · #10 February 10th, 2005, 10:23 PM

202. You are barred from PBW for having lost 200 games in a row; against yourself.
203. The Ai ministers stage a cue and BSOD your PC in a last ditch effort to prevent you from ever playing SEIV again.
204. You have played over 2,000 games against the AI on its lowest setting and have never won any of them.
205. Your still trying to figure out how to install the game.
206. You downloaded version 1.49 from the internet and cannot figure out why many of the mods won't work.
207. You complain that GOLD is a rip off and you refuse to buy it!
208. By some miricle you capture an enemy Dreadnought and you then trade it back to them in exchange for a technology that you already have. - dumbass
209. Your top of the line design by turn 200 is: Escort Class with DUC's I, and no engines.
210. You consider this list as your bible on how to play SEIV. - Duh, me no can figur out why me keep loosing duhhhh.