Another Newbie Slugfest - Restarted

PashaDawg · #1 December 12th, 2004, 11:24 AM

Yuk! Alas, the Noble Pan-folk have been wiped out by a cloud of Giant stench.

See ya later, boys! Catch you guys in the next game!

Aku · #2 December 12th, 2004, 02:38 PM

Take care Pasha.

KroolDeath · #3 December 12th, 2004, 02:55 PM

Pasha, sorry to see you go (and I'm sure the Giants next victim is as well).

Of course, we'll have to have another Newbies Slug Fest after this one...

Krool

Steerpike · #4 December 13th, 2004, 12:34 AM

"Giants victim"?
We are a peaceful peoples who prefer to till our frozen fields and drink a bit.
We have been forced to ...uhm... take care of Pans lands due to their incessant partying.
We the Giants Vow to not attack another Nation unless we are ourselves attacked.
Unfortunately we have two turns before this attack will come to pass.
Mistress Candace the spokesfiend for The Devil Queen has formally slapped my ambasador in the face with a rather nasty rusted spiked gauntlett. When his broken jaw was healed by a Gygja he made it known that war was inevitable.
You boys in the North have fun with your peace and tranquility.
While we beat the snot out of each other.

Aku · #5 December 13th, 2004, 01:43 AM

Well those Northern nations don't look too trusting to me. I see basically everybodies lands since the water is all over and I see armies all over their borders like they are expecting to be invaded or they are ready to invade. I am expecting massive bloodshed in the north.

KroolDeath · #6 December 13th, 2004, 02:09 AM

The North is as peaceful as ever, we have even began exchanging our women in mutual respect (although I've demanded that the Lizard Nation equip their women with bags over their heads)!

Krool

Beorne · #7 December 13th, 2004, 05:46 AM

I think the north has been tired talking about phylosophy and true meaning of love, and the rivers are beginning to be blood tainted (I think Aku will like the taste of water afterwards).
It seems that everybody was waiting someone (me) making a little local war without importance to match the North War.
I think I'll not survive, but will be remembered as Serbia in WW1.
This only to alert that in the south and in the east there are very big and evil guys.

I'm just trying to compassionate someone ...