Another Newbie Slugfest - Restarted

[KroolDeath]

Pasha, sorry to see you go (and I'm sure the Giants next victim is as well).

Of course, we'll have to have another Newbies Slug Fest after this one...

Krool

[Steerpike]

"Giants victim"?
We are a peaceful peoples who prefer to till our frozen fields and drink a bit.
We have been forced to ...uhm... take care of Pans lands due to their incessant partying.
We the Giants Vow to not attack another Nation unless we are ourselves attacked.
Unfortunately we have two turns before this attack will come to pass.
Mistress Candace the spokesfiend for The Devil Queen has formally slapped my ambasador in the face with a rather nasty rusted spiked gauntlett. When his broken jaw was healed by a Gygja he made it known that war was inevitable.
You boys in the North have fun with your peace and tranquility.
While we beat the snot out of each other.

[Aku]

Well those Northern nations don't look too trusting to me. I see basically everybodies lands since the water is all over and I see armies all over their borders like they are expecting to be invaded or they are ready to invade. I am expecting massive bloodshed in the north.

[KroolDeath]

The North is as peaceful as ever, we have even began exchanging our women in mutual respect (although I've demanded that the Lizard Nation equip their women with bags over their heads)!

Krool

[Beorne]

I think the north has been tired talking about phylosophy and true meaning of love, and the rivers are beginning to be blood tainted (I think Aku will like the taste of water afterwards).
It seems that everybody was waiting someone (me) making a little local war without importance to match the North War.
I think I'll not survive, but will be remembered as Serbia in WW1.
This only to alert that in the south and in the east there are very big and evil guys.

I'm just trying to compassionate someone ...

[Steerpike]

Beorne said:

I'm just trying to compassionate someone ...

I know english is your second language Beorne but that is probably the finest sentence I have read since "All your base are belong to us".
http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/
If you let me I think I will use it before attacking someone in the future.

[deccan]

Turn 45 should be up. Sorry for taking so long.

[PashaDawg]

Steerpike said:

I know english is your second language Beorne but that is probably the finest sentence I have read since "All your base are belong to us".
http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/
If you let me I think I will use it before attacking someone in the future.

I commonly raise a glass to Lepakko. His English is usually non-standard, but he never fails to make his meaning perfectly clear (and usually with charming word choice).