Do-U-Believe in Santa Claus

Hugh Manatee · #2 December 15th, 2004, 12:45 AM

Yes, the man is real, and he is dead.
IIRC he was the Patron Saint of Sailors ,Prisoners, Children and Single Women.

He was a loaded Orphan who became a monk or something like that, he spent his life giving freely of what he had and hated being thanked for it so he would leave presents at night, in disguise. Once he left three sisters gold in the middle of the night so they wouldn't have to become slaves First night he tossed it in the window, second night they naild the window shut so he left it with the wash that was hanging out(in a stocking), third nigt he climbed the roof and dropped it down the chimney. He also loved children. There is a story of hin traveling somewhere on a boat that capsized, everyone "survived", they felt it was because of his prayers.

He once begged an Egyptian trader to give a starving town grain, the trader agreed, and gave several bushles, when the trader got where he was going, all the grain was there.

Colonel · #3 December 15th, 2004, 12:56 AM

Santa Klaus was a a German in the 12th century would go around giving people something good if they were good-cant remeber and lumps of coal, which if you think about it really makes no sense. Back then Coal was first off very expensive, and secondly even if not for the expense it would still be a good thing for Xmas to get, keep you warn and all.

Arkcon · #4 December 24th, 2004, 05:16 PM

Don't look now, but someone's got a lock on the "spirit" with some high power radar {click}

Kamog · #5 December 24th, 2004, 07:35 PM

I have never received presents from Santa when I was a kid. I did receive presents from Mom and Dad but not from Santa. I guess I was too naughtly.

Atrocities · #6 December 24th, 2004, 07:42 PM

I was the Air Force Major at NORAD that ordered Santa Claus be shot down upon sight. Needless to say I am no longer in the Air Force.

Azselendor · #7 December 25th, 2004, 01:36 AM

Last I heard Santa is being held by homeland security and the united states custims & immgration service for illegally entering the nation with the intent to fly to the homes of americans and break in.

This was back in 2001 or something, so I'm not sure if he's out or not. I know immigration detainees are not allowed a defense.

Atrocities · #8 December 25th, 2004, 01:41 AM

COrrection, he was moved to some base in Cuba where he could be "questioned" according to "military" law. *wink wink*

The fat bastard will talk, he will talk! Soon we vile American war mongers will know all the secrets of the evil dooers of the north pole and wage an illegal war against the frozen home land of the appressed islamic elfs. (note I mispelled everything because we Amerikans are stupid)

narf poit chez BOOM · #9 December 25th, 2004, 03:53 AM

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Atrocities said:
COrrection, he was moved to some base in Cuba where he could be "questioned" according to "military" law. *wink wink*

The fat bastard will talk, he will talk! Soon we vile American war mongers will know all the secrets of the evil dooers of the north pole and wage an illegal war against the frozen home land of the appressed islamic elfs. (note I mispelled everything because we Amerikans are stupid)

Fish in barrel, two cents! Fish in barrel, two cents!

Renegade 13 · #10 December 25th, 2004, 01:22 PM

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Atrocities said:
COrrection, he was moved to some base in Cuba where he could be "questioned" according to "military" law. *wink wink*

The fat bastard will talk, he will talk! Soon we vile American war mongers will know all the secrets of the evil dooers of the north pole and wage an illegal war against the frozen home land of the appressed islamic elfs. (note I mispelled everything because we Amerikans are stupid)

Hey!

You can go after the appressed islamic elfs, but you can NOT come up north with your military! That's my home! I won't have my beautiful white snow turned red with the blood of Santa and his elves. Red just isn't as nice as white. Kill them somewhere else!