Another Newbie Slugfest - Restarted

[DragonFire11]

"[b]eyond every expectation" huh? What, you don't expect me to win the whole thing? Perhaps I'm just luring you deep into my frozen lands to expose your soft side to you strong neighbors. Or perhaps I'm shocked I'm still here too.

[Aku]

Ah man the fight with Jotums god was insane. He was down all the way to 50hp and fought his way back and won the battle!

[The Panther]

The Devil Queen was in council with her two most trusted advisors, Sir Deviant - Minister of War and Madam Candice - Minister of State.

The Queen: "You said Plan A was infallible! You said we would have the giant's capitol quite easily. What happenned?"
Sir Deviant: "Um, Stonebrow himself came to the rescue. And the people strongly believed in that false pretender, making him stronger than he really is."
Madam Candice: "My husband is correct. After all, my Queen, you did not participate in the battle as a counterbalance."
The Queen: "I know, but the people living there do not believe in me. You said it was far too dangerous for me to venture into such hostile lands."
Sir Deviant: "It is."
The Queen: "So I cannot help the war effort?"
Madam Candice: "Not Yet."
The Queen: "So what do we do now?"
Sir Deviant: "Plan B."
The Queen: "Yes, Plan B, Plan B!!! Always Plan B. And if that fails?"
Madam Candice: "Then there is Plan C."
The Queen: "I should have known..."