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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
50) You get tired of waiting for the larger stronger empires to get around to dealing with your small geographically challenged empire. So you send your fleet to bite them on the ankle.
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December 28th, 2004, 12:41 AM
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
51. You nearest neighbor accidently analyeses his entire battle fleet.
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December 28th, 2004, 01:20 AM
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
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51. You nearest neighbor accidently analyeses his entire battle fleet.
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December 28th, 2004, 01:22 AM
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
52. When someone says to you in response to #51. "Nobody would be that stupid." - but you know you are.
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
53. You realise you're in a book...And the writer is David Drake.
54. Even worse - The co-writer is S.M. Stirling.
(Personally, I think if any of their poor characters ever met them...Well, it wouldn't be pretty.)
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December 31st, 2004, 09:26 AM
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
55. Your death ray has been successfully tested
56. Your death ray has been successfully tested on your neighbors most populated planet.
57. You just placed a "We Come In Peace" bumper sticker on all of your warships.
58. You have nothing better to do.
59. God told you that you are God.
60. You want to get away from the wife for a while.
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December 31st, 2004, 12:18 PM
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
61. Scientific accident kills millions, damages the environment, and destroys critical infrastructure. You blame your new neighbors.
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December 31st, 2004, 12:29 PM
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
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50) You get tired of waiting for the larger stronger empires to get around to dealing with your small geographically challenged empire. So you send your fleet to bite them on the ankle.
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Umm.......... (bite them on the ankle) should read "kill two fleets, glass many planets and ruin a ring world construction project."
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January 26th, 2005, 01:04 PM
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
RING world? Ruin a SPHERE world construction project! Even more economic disruption!
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January 26th, 2005, 01:30 PM
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Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
Xi-Chung start jumping at your ships from within storms.
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