Things You Might See On An SE V Bumper Sticker

[Raging Deadstar]

Atrocities said:
82. Ancient Treaty stipulate that this road belongs to me!"

Ok, that's just classic

86. I'm an Evil Fascist Xenophobic Dictator on a bad day.... Sure you want to Overtake?

[Nodachi]

87. Go ahead and hit me, I have organic armor.
88. I can tell by how you drive, you're playing with Intel off.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

89. I Get My Refreshments From The Devonshire Pub!
90. ---WARNING--- Boarding Parties Will Emerge From Trunk In 10 Seconds If You Can Read This (in font size 4)
91. My Long Range Scanner Tells Me Your Fuel Has Nearly Run Out!
92. Don't bother hiding those illegal immigrants in your trunk. My Tachyon Sensors have already picked them up.
93. ---WARNING--- Cloaking Device On Board. May Suddenly Turn Invisible. Do NOT Accelerate If This Happens.
94. Press Here For Self-Destruct
95. I Don't Have A Trunk, You Moron. I Have A Mine Layer III
96. No, Those Aren't My Headlights, Those Are My Graviton Hellbores Charging Up
97. ---WARNING--- AI Minister Control Is On. Expect Erratic Illogical Movements That Seem Too Stupid To Be True
98. My other car is a Space Yard Ship.
99. (placed underneath 98) The reason I'm not using it is because it's building cloaking quantum sphereworld bases around our Sun. Expect an Eclipse within a few months
100. This Car Is In Fact A T-Model Ford That Has Been Retrofitted 900 Times
101. This Car Is In Fact A Baseship. It Has Been Retrofitted To The Size Of A Car
102. Moon? What Moon? Oh, you mean my Battlemoon up there?

[Urendi Maleldil]

103: You have an EEE up your tailpipe.

[Atrocities]

104. "Small size makes car 20% harder to hit during combat."
105. "Driver - Unstable"
106. "Warrior - Populations prefer that their race be aggressive when driving."

[David E. Gervais]

107: This Warp Point has a 500 mineral Toll.
108: Take my Warp, Please!
109: Fire at Will, DOn't worry he can take it, he has massive shields and armor.

Cheers!

[Ed Kolis]

110. Gasoline planets are the best!
111. Warning - Driver's Aggressiveness is set to 125%!
112. This Vehicle equipped with Cobalt Warheads
113. I Brake for Phongs