Bad Names For Your Ships - Page 2

Starhawk · #1 January 6th, 2005, 02:38 AM

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EaX said:
yes Hermosa Maria = Pretty Maria

Well I guess he had a girlfriend named Maria lol.

51. Aimwrong
52. Malfunctioner
53. Wrongbutton
54. AssbLaster
55. Baddaboom
56. Sunny
57. Cher
58. Captain T'neal
59. Roseblossum
60. Gassy Avenger (I've seen it [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img])
61. SS. Spacesick
62. Bonny Lass
63. Cutiepie
64. Fluffybunny
65. Mel Brooks
66. Bugsplat
67. Vommitarium
68. Windows 95
69. 69 (sorry sorry sorry)
70. Gomer Pyle
71. Prince Albert
72. Butterfly
73. Sissypoo
74. Cutiepatootie

Hugh Manatee · #2 January 6th, 2005, 06:58 AM

75. The Minnow
76. Bullet Sponge
77. The Minnow II
78. Mr. Ladybug
79. The Minnow III
80. Jesus(will die, but will come back....)
81. WTC(really bad name for a ship, I know....)
82. Master of Orion III(oddly Master of Orion I and II were legendary...)
83. Buttwiper
84. SS Avril Lavigne
85. SS Ted Bundy
86. SS Ashley Simpson
87. SS OJ
88. The Juice
89. SS Janet Reno
90. ALL YOU BASE ARE BELONG TO US
91. Barney the Dinosaur
92. The Baby Bop(although these 2 would be feared...)
93. Heindenburg
95. K19
96. SS Tina Fey
97. SS Oprah
98. SS Steadman
99. SS Maury Povich
100. SS Kobe

Hugh Manatee · #3 January 6th, 2005, 07:08 AM

101. Paris Hilton's Cooter Crab
102. Seal Clubber
103. Valdese
104. Rico Suave
105. SS Jar Jar
106. Starbuck
107. Boomer
108. Brain****
109. Tweedle Dee
110. Tweedle Dum
111. Menudo
112. Jojo
113. Hanson
114. Giant Douche
115. Turd Sandwitch
116. "The G-Spot"(you'd never hit it....)
117. Bullrider
118. SS Keri Strug
119. Hemroid
120. Pill Bug

Timstone · #4 January 6th, 2005, 07:38 AM

121. Buttcrack 'O Doom
122. Bangbus
123. Tittie Twister
124. Chairface Chippendale
125. George Bush jr.

Starhawk · #5 January 6th, 2005, 05:09 PM

LOL AHAHAHAHA What dumbass thinks Hillary Clinton would be a good president LOL.

126. Cheeseburger
127. Nutcracker
128. Major Payne
129. HelluvaBigTarget (saw it once and laughed my butt off)
130 SS BUTTCRACK! (saw farscape? you'd get it)
131. G'String
132. Women's Lib
133. Girl Power
134. Posh Spice (or the other three)
135. The Feminist
136. Bullsh!tter
137. c#ck juggling thunder c#nt (Aww learning new cuss words from Blade 3)
138 SS Bullseye
139. Pamela Anderson's Left
140. Pamela Anderson's Right (why no they're the size of base ships?)
141. Deathstar
142. Spaceball 1
143. Ohio (watch the news)
144. The Governator
145. Boozehound
146. BeerdrinkinBubba
147. KAAAABOOOOOM!
148. The Frenchmen (hey maybe their unwashed scent will scare the enemy away)
149. Brass Balls
150. Dick Gozinya (SEEN IT)
151. DickHurtz
152. Troll Doll
153. Dingy
154. SnoopDogg (A ship getting "doggystyle" is just wrong, for that matter lets stop him from saying that about anything ever again)
155. Monkeylover

Edit
156. GhetoStar
157. LoveMonkey

Randallw · #6 January 6th, 2005, 08:41 AM

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Starhawk said:
11. Hillary (followed by Clinton or Duff)

Well I know one author who hasn't heeded your advice. In his novel a Task Force from 2021 is sent back though time and the flagship is the U.S.S Hilary Clinton (the best President ever to lead in the war on terror)