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January 19th, 2005, 06:25 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
When you yell you cause an earthquake three dimensions higher.
Astronomers from another planet classified you as "Mega-Galaxy" after spotting you through their telescopes.
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January 19th, 2005, 06:28 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
Your *** is the only access to another dimension.
And no, I'm not just trying to get my Posts up!
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O'Neill: I have something I want to confess you. The name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
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January 19th, 2005, 06:35 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
Your war machine is dedicated to conquering fast food industries throughout the galaxy.
You invaded the Taco Bell planet....
You make it a federal felony for your chefs to add vegetables to your dinner menu......the punishment being they are placed on the menu.
(here's a crude one don't read if you have any sense of maturity)
You took a dump and it started a new species.
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"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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January 19th, 2005, 06:55 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
ROFLMAO - These are hilarious. Very funny stuff here guys.
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January 19th, 2005, 11:57 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
Galactus is always begging a dinner invite.
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
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January 20th, 2005, 12:50 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
The mineral value of your planet was permanently decreased by the construction of your throne.
The organics value of your planet drops between 6pm and 8pm every day.
The palace lights are dimmed whenever you use an elevator.
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January 20th, 2005, 01:05 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
Your sweat is considered toxic waste
Galaxies have been lost in the folds of your skin
When you laugh, the planet suffors a 10.6 scale earthquake
You can be seen from space while standing out side.
The Last time you passed gas, you killed 6 billion people.
You once sat on a frigate, and didn't even realize it until the crew tried to bLast their way out.
The rings on your fingers are, that is were, populated ring worlds.
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January 20th, 2005, 01:08 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
Your planet stop orbiting the sun and start to fall into the void of space.
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If you see a light at the end of a wormhole its a photon torpedo!
You think is such three dimensional way, how small have you become - Borg Queen.
Whatever that thing was the Shivans got one less of them now - S.O.C. Freespace 2
We're the borg, lower your shields and surrender your ships, we will add your technological and biological distintiveness to our own your race will adapt to serve us, resistant is futile.
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