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Old January 19th, 2005, 11:57 PM
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Galactus is always begging a dinner invite.
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The mineral value of your planet was permanently decreased by the construction of your throne.

The organics value of your planet drops between 6pm and 8pm every day.

The palace lights are dimmed whenever you use an elevator.
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Your sweat is considered toxic waste
Galaxies have been lost in the folds of your skin
When you laugh, the planet suffors a 10.6 scale earthquake
You can be seen from space while standing out side.
The Last time you passed gas, you killed 6 billion people.
You once sat on a frigate, and didn't even realize it until the crew tried to bLast their way out.
The rings on your fingers are, that is were, populated ring worlds.
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Old January 20th, 2005, 01:08 AM
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Your planet stop orbiting the sun and start to fall into the void of space.
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Old January 20th, 2005, 01:35 AM
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You are of the Harkonen blood line. (See if any one gets this one)
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You are of the Harkonen blood line. (See if any one gets this one)
Not true. Jessica is of the Harkonnen line, and so are her son Paul Atreides, aka Muad'Dib, and all his descendants, who provide abundant counterexamples.
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Ok, if your Baron Harkonen re-incarnate.
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