Evidence That Your An Idiot Emperor If:

Atrocities · #1 February 10th, 2005, 09:55 PM

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Starhawk said:
199. Your so drunk that you accidentally sign over your Empire to your cousin's sister's wife's brother in law.

ROFLMAO - Now that is funny. And the sad thing is, they most likely attempted to take a bank loan out on it.

Atrocities · #2 February 10th, 2005, 09:59 PM

200. If you have ever taken a brand new Atrocities Class Super Dreadnought and dilibrately used it to demolish a decommissioned space station. (Al American Chopper style)

- They totalled a 2005 Ford Expodision by running it through the walls of an office in their old shop after they moved out of the building. Proof positive that you can take the red neck out of back water hill billy country, but you can never take the back water hill billy out of the red neck.

RudyHuxtable · #3 February 10th, 2005, 10:09 PM

201. If you lose on turn 1.

Atrocities · #4 February 10th, 2005, 10:23 PM

202. You are barred from PBW for having lost 200 games in a row; against yourself.
203. The Ai ministers stage a cue and BSOD your PC in a last ditch effort to prevent you from ever playing SEIV again.
204. You have played over 2,000 games against the AI on its lowest setting and have never won any of them.
205. Your still trying to figure out how to install the game.
206. You downloaded version 1.49 from the internet and cannot figure out why many of the mods won't work.
207. You complain that GOLD is a rip off and you refuse to buy it!
208. By some miricle you capture an enemy Dreadnought and you then trade it back to them in exchange for a technology that you already have. - dumbass
209. Your top of the line design by turn 200 is: Escort Class with DUC's I, and no engines.
210. You consider this list as your bible on how to play SEIV. - Duh, me no can figur out why me keep loosing duhhhh.