Re: Galactic News Network -- Food For Fiction
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Chaos erupted on Inter-Galactic Speedway #43214546 when two tankers, one with a load of neo-gen-fish from Altaira and one with a load of pre-whipped generic whipping cream colided, sending 1.4mt of non-processed fish and 8mt of whipped cream across the spaceway. Authorities had nearly restored order when a school of space-dolphins and a hairball of space-cats arrived on the scene, nearly simultaniously.
'It was horrendous' commented one spectator. 'There were guts everywhere. I'll never eat fish again!'
'We just left. There was nothing we could do' Said one patrolbeing, who asked to remain annonymous.
When asked for comment, one of the space-dolphins said 'Yeah, it was pretty good'
No comments were obtained from the space-cats, although the Redway-Glenwood-Xcl'cx hospital informs us that Bob's scratches should be completly healed in a month. Sorry about that, Bob. But even with a granite carapace, you really shouldn't have come between the cats and all that creamy fish.
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