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March 22nd, 2005, 12:13 AM
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Bug in the Jungle going eeek!
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On a sad note, the opportunistic giants to the Great Spider Lord’s south have snatched some of the Machakan Jungle.
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What is it that makes a nation, I ask! Is it not sovereignty within its borders? Is it not the necessary strength to protect it's holdings? By both counts Machaka fails: it allows troglodytes to run unchecked within its 'borders' and relies on Ulm for protection from outside threats. Truly, it is nothing more than a feeble satellite of the Iron Monarch of Ulm with the Big Bug of Machaka as his *****.
What sort of respect should be given to a 'nation' that has no leader, that has lost its seat of power and whose greatest asset is it's National News network? None at all, and thus I declare all of the lands of Machaka no-man's land, to be taken at will. So I shall! |
March 22nd, 2005, 12:27 AM
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Re: Bug in the Jungle going eeek!
[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Grenade.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bullets.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon44.gif[/img] Yea! What he said!
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March 22nd, 2005, 04:03 AM
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Re: Bug in the Jungle going eeek!
Hey! Feeble satellite? Machaka and the Great Spider Lord will rise once again! Just give me a few turns to help him get his capital back, and he'll be all good. 
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March 22nd, 2005, 09:24 AM
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Re: Bug in the Jungle going eeek!
Little jungle maid just before her horrible death at the hands of the enemy to the South:
EEEEEK!!!!! VINE OGRES!!!! EEEEK!! The Giants are attacking. The Giants are attacking!!
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March 22nd, 2005, 09:32 AM
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Giants are Anathema
The Giant Spider Lord has returned!!! And he shall SMITE Jotunheim’s moldy dragon pretender. Your filth shall fertilize our jungle gardens and undergo a metamorphosis to sweat vine flowers by the Great Spider Lord's grace. Grace!! (you hear that?) GRACE!!! (yup, that's right) G-RRRRRR-A-C-E!!!! POWER!! PURE DESTINY!! Onward my minions!! Onward!! Let the war drums beat!!! <froth froth>  [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bug.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bug.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] |
March 22nd, 2005, 07:50 PM
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Your filth shall fertilize our jungle gardens and undergo a metamorphosis to sweat vine flowers by the Great Spider Lord's grace.
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Good thing I have plenty, then, the filthy bastard that I am. Hey, won't that make me the god of Fertility? Dude, you're overthrown! Get outta my garden, biatch!
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Grace!! (you hear that?) GRACE!!! (yup, that's right) G-RRRRRR-A-C-E!!!!
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How sweet the sound
That maimed a wretch like thee! |
March 23rd, 2005, 12:01 AM
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