MP game: Nations at War. Started!

[CUnknown]

I think honor is a luxury I can't afford right now, sorry Jurri.

[Jurri]

Nooo, why did you lie to me... You heinous betrayer, I'll let my wolves use you as a toilet after I crush your puny little empire and salt the earth! And I'll make extra sure to feed them only pea-soup and cod-liver oil beforehand! The Dragon of Fecundity shall never forget this transgression of chivalry and natural law! This will not be a pretty sight, so tread carefully, traitorous vermin! Scum of the earth!

Jeffr, rejoice, for you're off the hook for now. There are matters of honor that need my attention more than your manly, up-front assault.

Ah, I feel a haiku coming... (or what passes for it in mockerysville)

Betrayer CU,
what awaits you now is fate
worse than death could be

[CUnknown]

Oh give me a break...

Look, I'll give you 1 turn if that makes you feel better.

[YellowCactus]

What's that CUnknown? Your not quite ready to attack, so he can have a turn?
hehe

[PashaDawg]

[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] SQUISH THE OPPORTUNISTIC GIANTS!!! THEIR HANDS ARE UNCLEAN. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img]
[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img]THEY DESERVE NOT THE BENEFITS OF ULM'S HONOR! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img]

Pom-poms waiving! Bubbly Machakan teenagers hopping, cheering, and doing cartwheels.

Go Ulm Go! Go Ulm Go!
*B*
*E*
*A*
*T*
*Beat 'Em*

*B*
*U*
*S*
*T*
*Bust 'Em*

*Beat 'Em! Bust 'Em!*
*That's Ulm's Custom*

*GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ULM!!!!!!!!*

**** YAY!!!!! ****

[CUnknown]

Yay!!!

Okay!!!! Jotuns die!!!!

I'm psyched now

[Jurri]

Machakan females serve, with consummate eagerness mind you, in the cunnywarrens of Jotunheim pleasing vaettir and worse! The stinking carcass of the Spider Lord is used as a doorstop. The fate that awaits the oathbreaking people of Ulm and its leader, Judas of Ulm, is hundred times worse!

What mercy to those who break their promises? None!
What breaks for those who say one thing whilst doing another? None!


And Ghost-of-Pasha, every word you utter is a blatant LIE! Jotuns appreciate cleanliness more than anyone, and wash their hands before every meal. And bathe at least once a day.