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Old April 19th, 2005, 01:27 AM
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'His eyes opened. He turned his head toward the entrance of the cave and glared at the bright Syrian day beyond.

"The Beast is upon us."' From An Oblique Approach (Rather violent series)

'Liz looked intently at the chain. "Jerry. You can't break it. But can you change it? Pan always worked from scraps when he was making those instruments."

A triangle is the simplest of musical instruments. It also has an open corner.

Ten minutes later, Prometheus was free.' - Pyramid Scheme, Dave Freer & Eric Flint

'Seconds later, Throttler was beaming. "These are great!" she announced to Smitar and Bitar. "You should try some!"

A moment later, the sphinx and the dragons were being mobbed by tourists offering peanuts and candy bars.

"Gonna ruin their appetite," muttered Lamont. "Thank God."' - Same

' Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

—Murphy's law #1024

. . . and sometimes the real trick is telling the difference.

—Murphy's law #1024a ' - Wizardy Compiled, Rick Cook

' If you eat a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen all day long.

—California saying

To you or the toad.

—Niven's restatement of California saying

—well, most of the time anyway . . .

—programmer's caveat to Niven's
restatement of California saying ' - Same

'Rat sashimi, Wiz decided, wasn't half bad—if you used lots of wasabe. He didn't have any wasabe, but it still wasn't half bad.' - Same

'"There's one issue we've got to settle first," Nancy said. "Catching errors."

"What's the matter, don't you like electric blue cockroaches?" Danny asked.

"Cockroaches I can live with. They glow in the dark and that makes them easy to squash. I'm more concerned about HMC or EOI-type errors."

"HMC and EOI?"

"Halt, Melt and Catch fire or Execute Operator Immediately." ' - Same
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Old April 19th, 2005, 02:41 AM
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'I ready the picnic lunch! I ready the picnic lunch the dark forces of sauron made us...' - Dork Tower, John Kovalic
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OK Narf. So, you like this thread do you?

Giggling,
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Old April 19th, 2005, 03:14 AM
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Yep.

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"She's got HUUUUUUUUUUGE TRAWCTS OF LAWND!"
Monty Python spelled phonetically (sp lol?)

"Save a horse ride a cowboy!"
Big&Rich song of the same name it's hilarious though not quite a "quote".

"I've been a bad girl."
Red Queen: Resident Evil

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
That guy from Apocolypse Now

"Why don't I just take you home to f$*% my sister!"
R. Lee Ermy, Full Metal Jacket I think it was.

"Yeah I saw jurassic park, everybody got killed."
Dude from a lame Sci-Fi Channel movie called Boa, coincidentally everybody got killed.

"Big badda boom!"
Leelu (sp?) 5th Element

"These guys don't use doors honey."
Rick O'Connel Mummy Returns

"What's the big deal about a talking cat?"
Orihime, Bleach.

"All the nutrition goes streight to her breasts."
Two Japanese schoolgirls talking about Orihime, Bleach.

"Assimilate this!"
Warf! ST:FC

"Richard NIXON is baaaack!"
Richard Nixon, Futuruama

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Princess Layme to shorty Puke Cloudhopper (seriously though I like star wars....but look at what an exausted mind does to you.....I spent to hours laughing at the name Lancealot for a knight.....get it?).

"Mesa thinkin if yousa thinkin jar jar binks is a sterotype of yusa race yusa got beeggah problems then a computer generated character.....stupid."
An African American Comedian whose name I can't remember at the moment.

"Your not worth a fart in a vac suit you little Sh!$"
One of "The Fleet" books short stories.
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A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.

"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
That guy from Apocolypse Now
Then - "Smells like... Victory."

Colonel Killgore! Truly the classiest name. He also gets other great lines, admitedly only good in context. My favourite:

"Charlie don't surf!"
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"Cry Havoc! And let loose the dogs of War!"
-Shakespear

Always been one of my favorites.

"Everything under control. Situation normal."
"What happened?"
"Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction but we're fine. Everythings fine here now. Thank you. How are you?"
-Han Solo
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