I'm not dead yet!

[Ed Kolis]

edit: It's just that the name of this thread (I'm not dead YET) has got me a little worried. Admitted, I'm no expert on the US penal system, but still it's got me worried.....

No, I don't think I'll get the death penalty or anything - I'm only charged with two misdemeanors, so the worst they could stick me with is a year in county jail. Of course, given that, I might PREFER the death penalty, but that's another story...

Clause 1: Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.

Uh, yeah, well I also happened to say we might as well join the terrorists because we sure can't beat them, and that the jihad would be coming, and that the great Satan must die... would that qualify as treason? Don't worry about privacy because these facts are already known... it's only the threatening to kill the one girl that I'm disputing - I said she had a moral obligation to kill me "because I'm a terrorist" and she's in the military, but she took that backwards and signed an affadavit saying that I threatened to kill her because she's in the military. And of course you know who they believe when a woman testifies against a man...

In any event, I hope to be back soon; my parents hired a lawyer for me by the name of Donovan and she seems pretty competent Though I might or might not be as active as I once was in the community; I've found other things to do since I can't get online, and while I am getting tired of those same things, I don't know if I'll still be as interested in SE when I come back... though I definitely will once SE5 comes out

Talk to ya next week!