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[Zooko]

Someone had presumptiously conquered an Independent province that Bwoo the Great of T'ien Ch'i had been intending to Enlighten. That province has now been properly Enlightened.

[Zooko]

Dear Red Team and Yellow Team:

To each of your peace-loving nations We, Bwoo and Stavros the Great Ones, extend Our heartfelt greetings and well-wishes.

We observe that while the Divine Will of Heaven and Earth have indicated that Purple Team and Blue Team must be utterly destroyed and eradicated from the land, it is likewise necessary for the Great Order Of Things that Red and Yellow survive and prosper in their appointed places.

Therefore, if there is any aid or intelligence that We can offer to you, our beloved brothers (or sisters as the case may be), please do not hesitate to call upon Us.

Affectionately,

Bwoo and Stavros the Great Ones