What do you think of my prophet?

[Edi]

Except he doesn't even have a head to bite them with.

"You, coward! Come back here so I can bleed on you!"

Edi

[Ichirou]

That is classic! It really does seem like something out of a Monty Python skit. I have to laugh just thinking about how his army must have to wheel him into battle tied on a cart or some such. I think that the T'ien Ch'i in your world now have a new metaphor for bad luck: Cai-shen.

-'That poor sod must have the luck of Cai-shen!'

Ichirou

[ioticus]

It's merely a flesh wound!

[Whollaborg]

Amazing!