OT: Good quotes

[Atrocities]

"Is this a joke? Because if it is, it's NOT very damn funny!" - Poster on the MOO3 forums in reference to the game MOO3 after its release.

"I'm not addicted to playing SEIV, I just have to do one more turn." - Atrocities

[narf poit chez BOOM]

"Chew, and swallow." - Me, in responce to the question 'How can you eat all that?'

[dogscoff]

One of my favourites from Red Dwarf:
Hideous mutant vampire polymorph disguised as a beautiful woman: "Hi, 'm the Genetic Mutant"
Cat: "Jenny who?"

From http://www.sockbaby.com (episode 1)
"Go back to your alien brethren, and tell thedm that Ronnie Cordova says they're gay!"
(Normally I wouldn't find that funny, but sockbaby is awesome.)