OT: Good quotes

[narf poit chez BOOM]

"Chew, and swallow." - Me, in responce to the question 'How can you eat all that?'

[dogscoff]

One of my favourites from Red Dwarf:
Hideous mutant vampire polymorph disguised as a beautiful woman: "Hi, 'm the Genetic Mutant"
Cat: "Jenny who?"

From http://www.sockbaby.com (episode 1)
"Go back to your alien brethren, and tell thedm that Ronnie Cordova says they're gay!"
(Normally I wouldn't find that funny, but sockbaby is awesome.)