OT: Good quotes

[Raging Deadstar]

Ed Kolis said:
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy."

I'm sure that was some prussian general...
*rummage*

Karl Von Clausewitz. Heh, watching lot's of Documentaries is really beginning to pay-off.

"Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick" ~ Theodore Roosevelt

[narf poit chez BOOM]

"Just tell me the universe isn't going to fall apart and kill me and I'm good." - The unaptly named Dandy

"The universe isn't going to fall apart and kill you." - The unaptly named Mistake

"Then see, I'm good." - Dandy

http://www.dandyandcompany.com/ - A boy, 'his' dog, their respective girlfriends, his dogs' brother, his dogs' brothers' faithfull killer robot, the crocadile in the back yard, the boys' evil double, the boys' dogs' evil double, the boys' dogs' brothers' evil double, aliens, government conspiracies, superheroes, a cosmic beanie, evil robot dogs...I have a vague memory of a talking frog...

...Confused yet?

[narf poit chez BOOM]

'"What was that?" Jerry asked, peering over the edge.
"I think it was a ninja dwarf," Wiz said wonderingly.
Danny frowned. "That sounds like a character from a D&D game." He thought for a second. "A bad D&D game."'

Rick Cook, The Wizardry Cursed. I've quoted him before in these threads, and never used up everything.

[DeKaye]

"Good to go, Good to go" - Jodie Foster in Contact - Goofy quote, but it shows strength.


oops, wrong words, shoiuldn't try to conjur up quotes when one is extremely tired. :}

[Atrocities]

""I ate his liver with some pharber beans and a nice chiantie." - Emperor Fang when asked by the President of the Friendly Planet Alliance about the disposition of their Ambassador.

[dogscoff]

Recently rediscovered this old favourite:

Thug: "What's that, some kind of fancy hair dryer?
Schlock: If by "hair" you mean "plasma", and by "dryer" you mean "cannon" then yes, it's a hair dryer.

[kalthalior]

"If I hear any more threats against the Captain's life, or any more rumors about going down to headquarters and assassinating the General, or raping the nurses at the field hospital, I'm going to strangle the guy with my bare hands! Got it?" Telly Savalas in Kelly’s Heroes

"In case that happens it means he's the fellow who killed me and I don't like the fellow who kills me, not in general."
"He's not the first psycho to hire us nor the last. You think that's a commentary on us?"
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where"
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket"
"See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart."
"What the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"
" You know, they tell ya to never hit a man with a closed fist but it is, on occasion, hilarious."
" You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery."
"One of you is gonna fall and die and I'm not cleaning it up"
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with. Long as she does it quiet like."
"One of those will feed a family for a month. Longer if they don't like their kids too well."
-- All Malcolm Reynolds in Firely/Serenity