OT: Hey You Weirdos!

[El_Phil]

Being caught in an act of Bestiality in Denmark. Strangely it isn't illegal there, so there's no legal problem, but when your friends and family find out...

On a more plausible route:
'Tragic' car accidents involving all her pets.
First offences with small amounts of drugs will, I think, not get prison time, depending on the country in question.
If the firm she work for does random drug testing then arrange for her to be 'randomly' tested the afternoon after you've spiked her lunch with drug of your choice.

[AgentZero]

Ug... Well I did say nasty didn't I. Yuck. Actually, El Phil, assuming the story is set in the UK, and info you can provide on things that'll screw one up royally would be great. Everyone else assume the story's set in the States, coz I haven't made up my mind yet.
And if anyone is fairly knowledgeable about drugs & poisons, just cram me full of info and I'll sort out the fiddly details later.

[Xrati]

AgentZero, while I sit here with a blank stare at the screen, maybe some methods might be of use to others that might be able to better incorporate them into a nasty deed

1) Drugs of any type (cocaine, meth., marijuana) are frowned on in the work place and can be easily planted in a locker or desk.
2) Driving under the influence also carries a possibility of losing your license especially after losing your job to a drug related episode. The correct sequence will net loss of job then license.
3) DUI cases carry a hefty fine and cost for a lawyer.
4) Secret admirers always instill suspicion in a love situation and cause problems in any relationship. Flowers are a nice touch.

Poor Lady I assume this is something to get started with?

[AgentZero]

It's a start, alright. Still working on the whole sequence of events, and of course everything that goes wrong has also to have the effect of alienating her from boyfriend/friends/family while making her feel she's the victim. And of course I'm still waiting on a nice detailed post on a variety of drugs and poisons, what their side effects are, and how easy they are to obtain/make yourself.
And anyone have any ideas on any drugs that cause a huge increase in aggression/loss of control/violence?

[Suicide Junkie]

What about an ultra-(or sub-)sonic tone generator hidden near the bed which prevents getting a good sleep. (Additional locations as applicable)

When they haven't slept for a week, feel like crap, and can't interact with people anymore, you won't have to try very hard on the other tasks.

[Starhawk]

El_Phil said:
Being caught in an act of Bestiality in Denmark. Strangely it isn't illegal there, so there's no legal problem, but when your friends and family find out...
.

Do I even want to know how you know this? please tell me it's not how it looks "SAY IT AIN'T SO JOE!" Ah Denmark where men are men and sheep, goats and small dogs are scared. lol

Anyway Agent Zero......just reading that little intro gave me the chills so I dont think this is a story I'd want to read (Though I did fall in love with a girl who KNEW I existed and liked me just not in that way and I never told her so this kind of story is a little too close to bad memories.......aww thanks a lot I hate you now )


Seriously though the first part of that last paragraph right up until the I hate you is the truth but I do have some advice:

1. Way to destroy reputation is to digitally edit a sex tape (Hey it happened to Jenifer Lopez people were like OOOOH SHE'S GOT PORN until someone finally said "Uh her head was digitially placed there idiots) but it took a while and if you keep it blurry or night vision that would humiliate most women and destroy their reputations with most men.

2. Have her animals killed as stated above except make it look like SHE did it thus destroying her reputation with family and friends and just about any other decent human being

3. Have her name added to a list of sex offenders (I heard about this poor guy who pissed off his ex girlfriend who happened to work at the state police and she added his name to a sex offender's list until they found the *ahem error*.

[Renegade 13]

Starhawk said:
(Though I did fall in love with a girl who KNEW I existed and liked me just not in that way and I never told her so this kind of story is a little too close to bad memories....)

Unfortunately I think we all have memories like that.