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		You know Narf, your cheese ships have two main weaknesses... 
 
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You know Narf, your cheese ships have two main weaknesses... 
 
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		Hey, in narf's defense, the stinky Limburger ray is a very nasty weapon! It is hard to concentrate on the target on the other side of your scopes when you're gagging and turning green. I do agree that maybe narf would be his own biggest down fall. All that cheese and an empire of mice. I don't think it would be a very good combination.  
 
Okay, I better get back to our posts subject - newbie advice...... hmmmm, oh yeah - I'm a newbie! I already shared my advice from the newbie perspective. Oh well, someday I may have wisdom to partake to others. Sigh. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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It's...It's...It's like a beutifull idea whose like the galaxy has never seen before! 
 
/me starts building a giant cheese-ship. 
 
/me takes a sample, just to be sure the cheese is of good quality. 
 
/me takes another, just to make sure it's got the right structure. 
 
/me takes another, for quality testing purposes. 
 
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		/ me creates empire to counter narfs evil creation./ 
 
Behold! The Mighty Carcker Confederation!!!!!!!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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I think...therefore I am confused. 
They were armed. With guns, said Omari.  
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to? 
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny! 
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		If the Cheese Confederation falls, so to does the Carcker...Cracker Confederation! 
 
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		Yes but you are forgetting two very important and key playeres here, the Wine Consortium and the Beef Stick Imperium, both of which we would be lost without as well. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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