Revoltingly OT: Size of your colon

[AgentZero]

Not starting a religious flame war, don't worry (checks the charge on his Logic-o-Matic brand flamethrower, just in case) but unless those little strips of cloth were VIP passes into heaven, I don't see how what he's doing can be squared away with the Christian faith he claims to profess. From what I remember of my Catholic upbringing (which isn't much, thank's to the miracle drug, Represitol!) one of the basic concepts of Christianity is that you don't get squat in this world, because the "untold riches" await you in the next, and that those with more in this world will have less in the next. Hmmmm.... Maybe those little cloths DO work, and he's trying to make everyone on Earth filthy rich in order to stake out a bigger piece of the pie in the next life.





Ah, well, I'm going to Hell anyway. I'll take four!



Edit: Typo!