Well, it was approximatively 12:55 for him when he posted (definitively past noon in any case). I suspect most of the world would disagree with your assessment that noon is sometime during the night.
Of course, his post was supposed to be confused, and confusing. In fact, my initial reaction to it was "flabbergasting"... or perhaps it was "flopaunihilification". Bah, I can't even begin to spell it.