Re: Turn 7
I certainly have made no claims of being weak. In fact, I bragged about squishing Jurri in numerous 1x1 games. (The veracity of my statement is irrelevant. It's the feeling that counts.)
Nah... BEWARE you sniveling turdballs. You are all dingleberries on the hind end of my Pretender's prized guard poodle, Sunshine.
My pretender is the Malevolent Mean Mama Pasha of Arcoscephale (M.M.M.P.A.)! Repeat after me... "MMMPA". You hear that? "MMMPA!" Yes! That's the sound of y'all's doom! "MMMPA!"
Her Malevolence shall tear y'all into tender little morsels and feed ya slowly and lovingly (and wrathfully) to her beloved Sunshine, who spends most of his time napping on a beautiful satin cushion with lace trim. But, don't arouse his vigor! He's lightning fast and soon you'll find his teeth around your ankle. (He has poisoned, armor piercing teeth. Nasty!)
MMMPA!
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