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Old June 4th, 2006, 01:20 PM
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Default Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis

Listen Weener-Clown!!

Pasha Mama don't like you dis'n her about her size. She's been working mighty hard to get the weight issue under control because she wants to slip into her tight hyrda-leather pants and high heeled winged shoes for the psycho party where she tears you to pieces and feeds you to her attack poodle, Sunshine. She'll be a flyin’, leather-pants wearin’, topless BIG Pasha Mama droppin’ hard onto yo’ head. BOOOM! BAMM! SMUSH!!! Trust me. You'll feel the GRAVITY of the moment.

You should know that our spy network stole one of your socks, and Sunshine’s been sniffing it. Yup. He knows your scent now. Sniff sniff! He keeps the sock under his little satin cushion. When he gets close and catches your scent, BOOM, he’ll bolt for your ankle... ZAMM!!!! K'POW!!!! His poisonous teeth will sink at least a whole 0.5 cm into your doomed flesh. Zowie! That will sting!

MMMPA, Babe! MMMPA!

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Old June 4th, 2006, 01:41 PM

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Please, refrain from conjuring disturbing images of fat, flying topless women landing on me.
PS: sorry if i cause offence mama, its only pasha i hate (lets make fun of pasha weight problem )

on a side note, weeners dont wear socks
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Old June 4th, 2006, 01:53 PM
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Oh no! Whose sock is that then? [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cold.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cold.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cold.gif[/img]
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Weeners don't wear socks? Not even rubber ones? That's dangerous!

Sorry to hear about Alneyan's misfortune. I would have so liked to take him out myself
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no, my allmighty weener is a bit too large (and amphibious) to make use of any form of sock. it could be the sock that Jurris wyrm sleeps in (hmm, the 2 underwater pretenders=wyrm+weener)
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Old June 4th, 2006, 02:37 PM
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Turn 19 is out.

Deadline is Monday, June 5 at 9:00 pm EST.

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Old June 4th, 2006, 03:12 PM

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This is a momentus turn for it witnessed the return of the allmighty weener!
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