Crazy Game - Started

PashaDawg · #1 June 19th, 2006, 01:45 PM

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Jurri said:
Momma Pasha, you wanna be next? All of a sudden a place on the menu freed up; no more can you hide behind the glorified bat with your taunts and insults.

Bah! It amazes me how such fecal blather gushes from both of your mouths! Your actions and threats prove the urgency for all Land Nations to unite and flush you back to the sea. It is unfortunate that Ulm's lands are now soooo Fouled by you. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon49.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] You're toxic FILTH. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon49.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] The unfortunate folk of the Ulmish Plains deserve our help!

Shmonk · #2 June 19th, 2006, 02:51 PM

No no no, it's Pan who is toxic filth, invading my peace loving lands and bringing war to a non-violent race of spider worshippers. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Peace.gif[/img]
What precipated this act of aggression?

All of my spider lovers are tending their wounds, planning violent dreams of reveng on the "holier than thou" white horsies, who think they are unstoppable.

Once Fortu returns to the battlefield, WATCH OUT, because he's pissed!!!

(And if Pan mentions something about me starting this war, he's making that up... would I lie to you all??

)

Steerpike · #3 June 19th, 2006, 09:34 PM

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Shmonk said:
No no no, it's Pan who is toxic filth, invading my peace loving lands and bringing war to a non-violent race of spider worshippers. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Peace.gif[/img]
What precipated this act of aggression?

All of my spider lovers are tending their wounds, planning violent dreams of reveng on the "holier than thou" white horsies, who think they are unstoppable.

Once Fortu returns to the battlefield, WATCH OUT, because he's pissed!!!

(And if Pan mentions something about me starting this war, he's making that up... would I lie to you all??

)

War is a terrible thing Machaka! I know you attacked me because you knew I am by far the weakest prey in this game. You are a predator looking for the old and sick.

I got lucky in one battle and now you are talking up my handful of valiant, pure of heart,quite old and fragile White centaurs.

Are you doing this so your master, R'lyeh, can go about his evil ways while people are afraid of a phantom in the south?

A hamfisted attempt at slander if ever I saw it.

I hope Fortu comes back soon and sees the errors of his misguided life, and we can all dance and frolick in your lands.

Shmonk · #4 June 19th, 2006, 10:59 PM

I'm sickened by the propaganda of plump Pasha Mama and his buddy Steerpike-a-little dittle, fanboy extraordinaire of the "northerners". In no way shape or form am I the puppet or mouthpiece of the hated "non-land" dwellers. As we all know, spiders and water don't mix, let alone spiders and squids. I am an individual, and not being led by anyone (or anything, for that matter).

In Fortu's finite wisdom (not infinite) seeing the water mongers tackling the weak Ulmites, he thought to follow suit by "tentatively" looking at Pan, who came out of nowhere and is now taking over my lushless lands. We are saddened by this shameful act of war. And slander does not enter into this picture in any way. Retaliation, YES, that DOES come into PLAY here.

Fortu cometh, prepare to meet thy end. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img]

Ygorl · #5 June 19th, 2006, 11:23 PM

"Weak?!?" "WEAK!?!?!?!?"
We hold off the combined might of two nations for three years and we are weak?!

Wet ones, give me just six months to show those spider-huggers what "weak" really looks like...

PashaDawg · #6 June 19th, 2006, 11:44 PM

Perhaps, you should forgive him, Ygorl... Jurri's probably sucked out most of his brain by now... Hmmmm... he probably walks with only 3 out of 8 legs now, too. How distressing for the rest of us!

Another example of the evil of the Wicked Weener and his Water Foul Puppet Master.

Steerpike · #7 June 20th, 2006, 12:26 AM

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Shmonk said:
I'm sickened by the propaganda of plump Pasha Mama and his buddy Steerpike-a-little dittle, fanboy extraordinaire of the "northerners". In no way shape or form am I the puppet or mouthpiece of the hated "non-land" dwellers. As we all know, spiders and water don't mix, let alone spiders and squids. . I am an individual, and not being led by anyone (or anything, for that matter).

http://www.usq.edu.au/spider/find/spiders/434.htm

As for you "tentative" attack? A declaration of war isnt very tentative

And I dont understand this "a-little-dittle" we Panii are reknowned for our excessively large dittles! Thats why the ladies Love us so.

I hope Fortu can back up this revenge business for his sake.

Jurri · #8 June 20th, 2006, 09:37 AM

Paashaa... You blasted inbred whore of a *****! I'm going to need to use an extra thin straw to suck your brains out. Even then I fear the pleasure will be a short one.

I think it's clear to all that the only puppet here is Pangaea: Why else would he choose to let the Fat Witch of the West live another day and instead opt to slaughter some harmless bystanders in a senseless act of maniacal rage? I don't know what dark secrets hold him in your thrall, but I hope to find out before it's too late: I can't believe Chuck to be rotten to the core.

Steerpike · #9 June 20th, 2006, 11:49 AM

Water Foul this...Blah, Blah,Blah. Puppets That... Blah, Blah,Blah. I see a lot of trash talking and not a lot of action.You Ladies are neighbours now why dont you back up this talk!

And leave the Adults to resolve our differences in a spirit of cooperation as evidenced by Fortu and myself.

Or perhaps all this hate talk hides an alliance between the Mama and the Squid??

shovah · #10 June 19th, 2006, 04:04 PM

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PashaDawg said:

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Jurri said:
Momma Pasha, you wanna be next? All of a sudden a place on the menu freed up; no more can you hide behind the glorified bat with your taunts and insults.

Bah! It amazes me how such fecal blather gushes from both of your mouths! Your actions and threats prove the urgency for all Land Nations to unite and flush you back to the sea. It is unfortunate that Ulm's lands are now soooo Fouled by you. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon49.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] You're toxic FILTH. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon49.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] The unfortunate folk of the Ulmish Plains deserve our help!

notice how easy it is for you to call for our destruction once both ulms cause is a lost one and we come closer to your lands.