Crazy Game - Started

[Steerpike]

Bah, I thought that Serpents Tooth weapon, the one with the Deadliest Poison in the world, the one which affects even poison resistant troops would cause you pain Jurri. I was wrong, im thinking that it was your high armour on Elephantman so the tooth never actually got to do damage.'


Oh and nice assault last turn I was wondering when that was coming.


Pike

[Jurri]

Your poor prophet never had the tiniest chance. Maybe in your dominion, instead of mine, things would have been different. You're probably right that the armour was what blocked the Tooth, but it wouldn't have mattered anyway against 47 hp a turn regeneration. (And Phoenix Pyre )

...although so far we've seen quite a few unexpected things, so maybe I shouldn't be so confident

[PashaDawg]

I think it is time for shovah to cut his master's strings! Otherwise, he'll have his brains sucked out, too.

[shovah]

Ha! you over-estimate me. I have no brain!!! mwahahahaha. I have often considered attacking jurri but, since i knew from the beggining i wasnt winning this game theres no point, especially since i gain alot from our alliance (get those dirty thoughts out of your head NOW pasha, i know what your thinking)

[PashaDawg]

Jurri's having computer difficulties. So, we shall wait until his difficulties are resolved.

[Jurri]

Yes, sorry for the wait. I have submitted my orders so we should get a new turn to contemplate while Pasha is gone.

It would indeed be a great folly for my minion to turn on me: I have a vast array of underwater thingies that I can't use on you landlubbers, so he'd have to face the brunt of them alone, most likely losing provinces instead of gaining them. Hey, I wouldn't mind taking you all on, I think I'd beat all yo scrawny asses nonetheless, but it would be much more involved micro-management-wise so I'd rather not. Thus, I'm happy to share a smidgen of my wondrous wealth to further shovah's aspirations for both our benefit.

[PashaDawg]

Geez, Jurri. Is your nose growing?