Newbie Game EA (Running)

[Kydorias]

Hehe, no sweat.

[Shovah32]

So guys, ive been away from the computer a few turns and cant connect to the server, how much has tien chi stomped my head in?

[Sheap]

heh, I actually don't think you staled at all, the power has been so bad that the game really hasn't been progressing. When power comes back, though, you'll be the only one left to play.

[Kydorias]

With all these Vanheim scouts my Lizard warriors have been capturing, my Necromancers finally decided to perform an autopsy.

Result: Glamour seems to cause testicular shrinkage.

[FAJ]

Thems fightin' words!

[Whollaborg]

Lizards,
Thou might try holding you double bladed tongues as the wellknown fact is that the reproductive organs of yours race consist only of slimy egglaying thingies.

Elsewhere; on the bottom of the seas,

Atlantian claylegged statues crumbled as Vanheim took retribution of Atlantian earlier excursion to the surface to bring mayhem into Vanheimian lands.
Old grudge is now avenged in full.

Military fall of their allies was very fast and Maverni started to plan stealing the provinces of Atlantis. We told them that by right of might those are all properity of R'lyeh and Vanheim but Maverni didn't heed.

We consider them breaking our non-agression pact as they attacked provinces that were clamed by us.
We hope that they realize their folly soon enough to withdraw away from the Atlantian provinces to allow our retaiking those and thus allowing starting negotations on terms of a new era of friendly relations.

We have no need of anything from Maverni who have been most considerate towards us in the past and thus have earned our gratitude and friendship in full.

Message to Tien Chi:
Your warmongering politics are driving you too far!
We witness your vast and terrible armies closing in with a cloud of death and destruction on your heels.
Lamentation of woodland women has not waned as the Abysia is being stomped next.

We declare that Vanherr Thanatos and Vanheim take steps to protect other races from the approaching hordes of Tien'Chi!

-Vanherr Thanatos

[Kydorias]

Wow Shovah. That was the biggest chain reaction of exploding fire mages that I've ever seen. I had to watch that one over and over

[Shovah32]

Im guessing that was turn 67? I didnt watch all the battles there(i was hoping that with so many phoenix pyres some would respawn in the enemies army)

[Kydorias]

Yeah, I think so. And the explosions did take out quite a large hunk of my army. But it was worth it just to see the fireworks show.

[Kydorias]

I'd say its up to Tien Chi and Vanheim. If they both agree to #2 and #1 respectively, then game over. I doubt any of the other nations are in a position to refute such a declaration.