Dawggie Does Dominions - JURRI WINS!!

okiN · #1 October 25th, 2006, 06:21 AM

Hey, don't you go around spreading lies like that, I've given you everything you could possibly want! I haven't attacked you, I let you have the VP between us, I even deliberately left you an open path for expansion on-land so you wouldn't feel boxed in. I really can't understand where this hostility you feel stems from, but I must say I'm starting to feel a bit threatened, which can't be good for either of us.

The same applies to you, Caduceus: I see no reason why we couldn't be friends. I gave you the VP between us as a peace offering and have made no hostile moves. You stay on your side of the border, I'll stay on mine.

PashaDawg · #2 October 25th, 2006, 09:08 AM

Hmmmm... someone is lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime!

okiN · #3 October 25th, 2006, 10:54 AM

Why, that's a perfect summary of what djo is doing! Well put, PashaDawg, well put.

PashaDawg · #4 October 25th, 2006, 01:54 PM

Hmmm... Oh! Ulm is not saying WHO is doing the lying... we are not sure if we can trust either the insane fiends of the watery deep or the odd ones from the rocky deep!

YellowCactus · #5 October 25th, 2006, 02:10 PM

I've ordered the game, please add me to your sitter list....

-Yc

djo · #6 October 25th, 2006, 06:15 PM

I think I'm feeling threatened because of the SOUL-SUCKING INSANITY DOMINION pressing in on all sides. And you've got a pretender and I don't (that can't be fair). And all those...things...on my border. (What are they, anyway? Frogs? People? Frog-people? That ain't right, either...people and frogs aren't supposed to be mating, no sir.)

Red candles all over (shudder).

I think the insanity is already starting.

okiN · #7 October 25th, 2006, 06:45 PM

Look, man, how is it our fault that your people are turning to our religion? I think it's time for some serious introspection here.

I won't lie, the cult of Ganon has a very attractive benefit package.

Furthermore, I think it's completely disgraceful that you go around poking your big, fat nose into the affairs of the citizens of R'lyeh. What they do in the sanctity of their bedrooms is no business of yours whatsoever, and you'd do well to remember that.

As for them residing on the border, I'd like to take this time to inform you that we here in R'lyeh believe in freedom. Freedom of choice. Those people are there because they want to be there. Perhaps they admire the mountainous scenery or enjoy the brisk, coastal air. Unlike you, we don't pry into the private lives of our citizens, and frankly we'd rather you didn't, either. If you don't love freedom, that's your choice, but you'd better give us ours or there'll be hell to pay.

Good day, sir.