Dawggie Does Dominions - JURRI WINS!!

[djo]

R'lyeh? Choice? Pfah! Why, it was not too many moons ago that I was walking down the street (one of our long, straight, beautifully paved underground streets), when a clean-cut gentleman in a white suit handed me some interesting literature in the form a self-published pamphlet. He was convinced that the end of the world was nigh, and that the apocalypse would come "gibbering, from the sea, in squamous, leprous, bulbous, creeping horror". As any sane man would do, I said, "Pshaw!" and walked on.

But then the frog-people started coming on-shore, with their odd languages, and odd cooking, and none of them working or paying taxes, either. Suddenly I realized the truth of what that kind gentleman was saying, and thus we swore: R'lyeh would be burned to the ground, or should be burned were it not underwater. That small point gave me some mental contortions for some time, I may say, until I realized we could do just as well by burying that twisted city under piles of very heavy rocks, of which we have many.

In conclusion, I think my carefully reasoned arguments will sway any intelligent man/woman/beast/wyrm/etc. of the essential truth of the matter: R'lyeh is evil, we are good, and...wait...no, that about sums it up.

Signing off,

Agartha

[okiN]

Ah, so that's it. The cat's out of the bag and what it all comes down to is racism and Agarthan xenophobia. You don't speak our words and our food doesn't suit you so you deem yourselves superior. Our anarchist utopia is beyond the comprehension of your rock-filled brains so you fear us, and to overcome that fear you slander and threaten us, trying to turn the world against our people.

We are peaceful folk, but our patience is not endless. Bite your tongue, worm, or face the consequences.

[PashaDawg]

Turn 13 is out.

Deadline is Sunday night at 9pm Boston time.

Pasha

[djo]

You know, I see a lot of words, but all I hear are bubbles of hot air popping as they rise from the deeps. Blah, blah, blah.

By the way, worms are the slimy things with no arms or legs. You know, like your worshippers. Or some of them. We have heard from good authority that many of your so-called sacred beings have too many arms/legs/tentacles, while others have too few. We, the good people of Agartha, all have the proper number of limbs (4).

[okiN]

So be it. We extended our hand in friendship, but you would bite it as does a rabid cur. We have no medicine to cure the malignant rancor that plagues your minds and are forced to abandon hopes of amity between our two peoples. Nevertheless, we wish to... avoid needless bloodshed and will forgo the complete and utter extermination of the Agarthan taint that has afflicted the world for so long as the decision is in our hands.

You would do well to consider your future actions more carefully than you have your words up to this point.

[PashaDawg]

Turn 14 is out.

Deadline is Tuesday at 9pm Boston time.

Pasha

[KissBlade]

Ah does no one help poor Patala against Ashen Empire's mighty armies? =)