Just throwing this concept out here

[Uh-Nu-Buh]

Look, PhilD, just because you can't understand why OTHERS' tempers FLARE so HOT, doesn't mean you should TAKE IT OUT ON THE REST OF US!!!111

Calm DOWN!!!

I look at your face and just KNOW you are an angry angry angry man, who is balding, has a hairy face, and is very very small. I am guestimating you are about 9 inches tall. Hey, I am an IMMENSE 5'4", and I will SQUISH YOU!!!

DON'T TELL ME not to be ANGRY. I will SQUISH you , you little 9 inch tall orangish person whose expression never changes. Yeah, I noticed that. I've been staring at you for like 10 minutes now, because I am NOT letting you win this stare-down contest. I WILL SQUISH YOU!!!!!!!

Just you remember that I am a Jotun in comparison to your hobbit. Yeah, that's right. I am a 5'4" Jotun who will SQUISH YOU!!!!!

The rest of you--Don't be intimidated by PhilD's bullying tactics. Be as ANGRY AS YOU WANT!!! Yeah! In fact, I will make the ANGRY thread, and you can take your ANGER over there and SQUISH PhilD!!! Yeah, come on!! Look for the ANGRY Squish PhilD thread, except without the PhilD part as I don't want to offend him....