ANGRY!!! Squish!

B0rsuk · #1 December 2nd, 2006, 01:54 PM

I squish Uh-Nu-Buh because:
I can't get used to spelling it, even if I can spell Arcoscephale. His nickname reminds me of Ubuntu forums.I SQUISH entire ubuntu forums for:
- inability to use Search function
- regularly suggesting that all Linux distributions should be merged
- regularly suggesting that that KDE and Gnome should be merged
- regularly declaring that one of these is worse because of its default color scheme
- regularly posting KDE vs Gnome polls
- being afraid of commandline (!!!^n)
- suggesting that Linux should run DirectX
- windows mentality, contempt for Free/Open Source ideals
- Macintosh-like arrogance
- regularly posting windows-specific questions/threads
- inability/immunity to logic an reason
- praising new releases of Ubuntu without being able to give a single reason other than 'new wallpaper'.
- other, equally annoying things I forgot.

UninspiredName · #2 December 2nd, 2006, 02:40 PM

ANGRY! How dare moron B0rsuk bash importance of wallpaper!? He meet same squishy fate as Flame Lord who lose to stupid fire-immune immobile R'lyeh blob with no fire damage! He keep casting fire spells and get bored and run away for no reason even though R'lyeh already routed! He shall be drawn, squished, then quartered (me messed up that way), as shall B0rsuk.

B0rsuk · #3 December 2nd, 2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

UninspiredName said:
ANGRY! How dare moron B0rsuk bash importance of wallpaper!?

I think I can find better wallpapers.

PashaDawg · #4 December 2nd, 2006, 03:33 PM

Bah! I precision-SQUISH! you all with my ultra-secret, darn-super-dastardly ueber-doom weapon!

Uh-Nu-Buh · #5 December 2nd, 2006, 05:27 PM

I'd like to suggest that KDE and Gnome be merged. We don't really need both of them.

Everybody who agrees with me, switch over to the new "KDE+Gnome Should Be Merged" thread. If everyone on that thread agrees, then we will table a motion to have it done next weekend.

Gandalf Parker · #6 December 2nd, 2006, 10:38 PM

Personally Ive been using linux for years and I dont use either one so I could care less.

Uh-Nu-Buh · #7 December 3rd, 2006, 10:37 AM

Gandalf, I agree. As long as my favorite shell is available (/bin/emacs), my favorite email reader (/bin/emacs), the best of all IDEs (/bin/emacs), an excellent text editor such as (/bin/emacs), a great news reader like (/bin/emacs), and maybe a few games like Freud or Adventure in (/bin/emacs), then I am happy.

"And then, children, the horrible goblin-ogre _VI_ came and bashed their heads in and ate their brains using it's head-bashing/brain-eating mode...."