Mod: Hoburg Alliance SE *UPDATE*

[HoneyBadger]

Kind of a silly thought, but I'm all doped up on cold medicine (I've got some kind of horrible flu that's going around), but how about a gigantic hoburg national hero?

Hamfat the Hobig

When Hamfat was just a little hoburg, he often wandered off and played in the woods close to family home. His mother forbid him, telling him that there was an evil witch who lived in a gingerbread house in the woods and just loved to roast naughty little hoburg children in her oven. Well, Hamfat loved gingerbread even more than he did playing in the woods, so he'd sneak out his bedroom window-which was very close to the ground-and continue playing in the woods after dark, until one day he discovered that his mother was right-there really WAS a witch in the woods-who found him and caught him in a burlap bag. The witch fed Hamfat magical candy and cast spell after spell on him, and Hamfat grew and grew, not just out but up as well. Eventually, two little human children she had also caught, pushed the evil witch into her own oven and baked her, but by that time, Hamfat had grown to the size of a house and continues to grow! With no way to undo the evil the witch had done to him, Hamfat now works diligently to protect the children of the Hoburg nation.
Size 6, trample, other stats relatively pathetic.