Wrath of Opposing Fates (WOOF) - Wraithlord Wins!

PashaDawg · #1 January 24th, 2007, 12:31 AM

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NEWS FLASH!

Pasha Babe's brave minions have uncovered yet another example of Graknor's use of lies and misconstruction to further his creepy plans.

The valiant freedom fighters of Sauromatia have uncovered 12 sweat shops in a slum just inside Sauromatia's homeland full of kidnapped Arcocephalean children sewing horrid stuffed flay-me-slave-dolls.

Unfortunately, the sweat-bosses cowardly teleported away when their shops were raided. But all the sewing tools were manufactured in Ermor, and all of the bosses were wearing purple!

Several documents in Ermorian secret code were found in the shops. One such document has been partially decoded to reveal the following damning evidence of Graknor's malignancy:

^&*&%$ (*%$^ MAKE THE CHILDREN *$$ DOLLS THAT WILL *&*&# THE FOOLS #*$(Q#*ER #$#*@*# #*$ !)#$&@@* @)#($ ... unreadable ... @@#$& ##$ DISTRACTION ... unreadable ... @$#($# THEN *# WILL STRIKE #U@@#OPI.

Pasha Babe continues to lead the preemptive strikes in the War of Ermorian Aggression. Onward!

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Jurri · #2 January 24th, 2007, 10:58 AM

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PashaDawg said:
The valiant freedom fighters of Sauromatia have uncovered 12 sweat shops in a slum just inside Sauromatia's homeland full of kidnapped Arcocephalean children sewing horrid stuffed flay-me-slave-dolls.

What what WHAT? Say it ain't so, djo!

djo · #3 January 24th, 2007, 07:54 PM

Who would you sooner believe, your literate and urbane neighbors, or the slovering hordes of Suromaton whose educational standards are so low that we were forced to carry on all our diplomatic correspondance in comic books and pantomime?

Speaking as the player...this map sure makes a Sauromatia-Ermor war kind of inevitable, doesn't it?

Boron · #4 January 25th, 2007, 04:21 PM

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djo said:
Speaking as the player...this map sure makes a Sauromatia-Ermor war kind of inevitable, doesn't it?

Would make some sense because Ermor eliminated Sauromatia in Dom history i think

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Ygorl · #5 January 25th, 2007, 09:50 PM

Which isn't all that far from real life! (If you accept Rome=Ermor)

http://www.livius.org/sao-sd/sarmatians/sarmatians.html

PashaDawg · #6 January 25th, 2007, 11:53 PM

Turn 16 is out.

Deadline is Sunday at 9pm Boston time.

PashaDawg · #7 January 28th, 2007, 03:22 PM

Turn 17 is out.

Deadline is Tuesday.