I loved the "To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward." part.
Plus, we don't have to worry about tiny fiber optic tube-cables getting clogged like ted stevens says they are, the sewer is millions of times wider, thus allowing unlimited traffic, while still pumping endless human waste around the world!
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Of course, in order to sue someone I'm pretty sure you have to prove that you suffered some sort of loss. I don't know what advertising a phony product would cause you to lose. Unless you did something incredibly stupid, that is, which brings us right back to my first statement.
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